In Memorium National Express  
So, Farewell  
Then 
National Express.  
Famous for running buses 
Coaches and  
Trains. 
You asked DfT for help 
But they said 
No.  
Perhaps because Dr Death 
Likes restaurant cars  
But not on-board crew. 
"Making travel simpler" 
That was your  Catchphrase.  
It will be now.
With apologies to E J Thribb
