Pointless sign - Platform 6, Derby

Silver stump watch - be afraid, be very afraid

They are mutating!

Runaway!

Pointless sign - Class 450

This from Messrs Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub...

Where to begin?

Pointless signs - Burton upon Trent

This from the Wicked Weaver... 

Gateway to the National Forest (or so it says)?

Strikes me, we're already there.