Telegrammed by 222 Marylebone Road For the first time since they took over Railtrack, Ozymandias and his fellow Network Rail board Members w...

Telegrammed by The Raver Interesting to see yesterday's Railfreight Group annual bash pass off with nary a mention of the fact that EWS ...

Telegrammed from the Millenium Death Falcon Star " Hello again... " As you can see in the full length picture of Iain at Rugby h...

Telegrammed from Eboracum (50A) As if further proof were needed... Zontar - "M y Lord!"

Telegrammed by King Coal Eagle-eyed readers of Network Rail's neo-Stakhanovite proclamations may have noted a recent picture of Mr Couch...

Telegrammed by the late Sir William Pollitt On a railway far, far away... Although the Millennium Falcon generally came up trumps at the end...

Telegrammed by our man at 222 Marylebone Road Network Rail would do well to keep quiet about its new headquarters. What with its basement...

This from the East London Advertiser ... " STAFF on the London Underground have kick-started the season of goodwill by holding a collec...

Another stern rebuke from Network Rail reaches The Fact Compiler! It reads: " I see you are on your usual churlish form whenever you wr...

An email reaches The Fact Compiler with details of Sue and Aidan Nelson's exciting new venture. Such a serious subject demands the very ...

Telegrammed by The Archer When is a completed project not complete? Item 4 in Notes to Editors reads: " Although the project is c...

Good news from Northampton. As is well known DafT does not micromanage franchises. But in a major scoop the Northampton Chronicle has uncov...

Glad tidings from Network Rail! According to a press release from the Death Star ( nee Black Tower ) the West Coast Project is completed! A...

Good news for Gordon Brown and Geoff Hoon! The Standard reveals that some Virgin fares will treble as the government contractor imposes in...

More excitement following yesterday's Mail on Sunday piece on the Peak Army. The story has not played well with the die hard cranktocrac...

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Good news for civil liberties in the UK! Our latest poll shows that only 7% of you believe we still retain our ancient freedoms. Which means...

The dangers of posting to the internet explained... The Mail on Sunday's attention has alighted on 'flailing' and they have lift...

Telegrammed by the Master Another piss-poor show from FCC staff at Finsbury Park this morning. Despite the platform screens being out of ...

Rob Holden! According to a piece buried away at the back of yesterday's Times in the Movers and Shakers column! Not exactly a professio...