His Holiness the Dalai Lama used East Midlands Trains to attend a rally of the faithful in Nottingham last week.
Pictured with His Holiness is Tim Shoveller, MD of EMT. Deal maker Shoveller denied that he was seeking enlightenment from His Holiness on how EMT might avoid the threatened recession.
The Fact Compiler understands that in an unrelated development EMT goes fully vegetarian from Monday.