The Fact Compiler noticed that the red carpet had been rolled out at Marsham Street today.
Surely nothing to do with the visit of three shadowy figures who were seen entering DfT Towers but moments later.
Once the coats, hats and false beards had been removed who did we spy but the three Rosco MDs - taking tea as honoured guests of My Lord Adonis & Secretary of State Geoff Hoon!
Eye presumes that this has nothing do with funding the IEP... or Thameslink fleet... or London Midland vehicles... or Tramtrains...
More likely a Best Practice Club!
After all, raising capital for new trains is a doddle - isn't it?