Resounding success at Norwich

The Eye wishes to apologise for having opposed the gating of InterCity stations.

The Fact Compiler erroneously believed that barriers would:

• cause unnecessary delay to passengers with luggage
• discriminate against the mobility impaired
• prove dangerous to children and dogs
• destroy the age old tradition of seeing your loved ones aboard a train
• and remove the eyes and ears of the railway (gricers) from platforms.

Based on the experience of Norwich the Fact Compiler now knows this not to be true.


The blessed things have been taken OOU because they don't work.


No shit Sherlock.