Lets see how long it takes NR to weed out applications from the awkward squad this time.
Heaven forefend that anyone should be appointed as a public member with a scintilla of knowledge about the railways.
Or indeed with the ability to pose awkward questions of NRs well remunerated board.
UPDATE: This just in from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...
Is there any truth in the rumour that Captain Deltic is to stand down in favour of Joanna Lumley?
Having seen how Purdey dealt with Phil Woolas she'd sort out Coucher in no time.
UPDATE: This just in from Network Rail...
We are looking for "people with a strong belief in accountability and a thorough understanding of, and commitment to, good corporate governance".
So if you think you meet those criteria do get in touch.
The Fact Compiler says:
Prove it and select some Public Members who are sufficiently knowledgeable AND independent enough to really hold you to account.
Go on. I dare you!
(The Fact Compiler will not be applying)
UPDATE: This just in from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...
Clearly experience of the industry is of less importance than being an expert at corporate 'buzz word bingo'.
So that's the Captain AND Purdey ruled out !
The Fact Compiler can stomach Gordon paying his brother to do "cleaning services".
Just.
But rule out Purdey and it gets personal!