Well, the ORR and Virgin have had one or two things to say about West Coast performance today and obviously we at Network Rail have things to say on the subject too.
But let me just say one person wanted to get out of London very quickly today - and that was Hazel Blears.
And what did she do?
Hotfooted to Euston to get a speedy and reliable, turn-up-and-go service (VT ppm as at 18:00 today 92%) to Manchester.
Maybe we should use her in our new ad campaign? Or perhaps not...
Too late PJ - looks like Virgin got there before you...

Alternatively are you a recently resigned government minister, or a minister who is about to resign, whose doomed career could be resurrected by appearing on Railway Eye.
All submissions to the usual address...
UPDATE: Captain Deltic sniggers...
Presumably the Chipmunk put her walk on fare on expenses?