This from DOS Ambala Division, Northern Railway...
Flattered though you may be to find that your august column is read, with great interest, in far away New Delhi, I thought you might like to consider the attached photograph.
I am sure you will then appreciate that however low the UK railway system has sunk, it is (not yet) faced with dealing with these sorts of endemic problems!!.
Regrettably Railway Eye has to disqualify this entry as neither Network Rail nor any UK train operating company can be held accountable for this particular example of a Railway Garden.
Excellent picture though DOS and Eye hopes that your new role in Ambala is as rewarding as your previous post at Rugby.