It purports to show Paul Bigland, the Pictographer Royal, attending the unveiling of some slightly soiled PPE in Indonesia in 1992.
Paul is on the far left, and is that a youthful Iain Coucher we spy on the far right? (no it's bloody well not! Eye's Legal Dept.)

UPDATE: This from Dave over at Railtalkmagazine...
How about "New NXEC uniforms reveal depth of crisis."
Or
"New east coast franchise to be stripped to basics."
UPDATE: This from a Mr Boyd
"The Village People preview their latest hit, 'In a Pendo!' "
Or maybe Bigland does a Rod Stewart, "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy!"