The Fact Compiler compiler has been forwarded the following witty email.
It reads...
"Most of you will be aware of the splendid GWR Steam Railmotor under restoration at Didcot."
"In support of the project, Arriva recently staged an impromptu demonstration of what a modern steam motor might look like..."
Eye apologises to Paul for the blatant plagiarism but this was just too good not to use...