Splendid news from the new egalitarian Tory party (with a bowler tip to the Raver).
Only last week Boris was taking supper with the terribly grand Osbornes.
Alas
Over dinner it emerged that Mrs O had never heard of Crossrail!
At least Mr O, the Shadow Chancellor, was better informed.
Although poor Boris was shocked to discover that George thought it ran North to South!
No matter
Presumably it will still call at one's club?
