The Fact Compiler today apologised to the literally millions of people, now mostly dead, who were in any way hurt or offended by the following:
The death of Sir William Huskisson, the Tay Bridge Disaster and the BR Modernisation Plan.
The Fact Compiler said he was "deeply sorry" and that he hoped the apology would help "heal the pain".
Sid and Doris Bonkers welcomed the apology saying "This is a moment - a significant moment - in the history of the railways. The recognition is vital if people are to recover."
Lord Adonis is expected to jump on the same bandwagon shortly.
