This from Stardotstar.com with a bowler tip to @technicalfault...
On a recent trip to the big smoke i managed to count 32 instructions for how to get into and out of, and use a Virgin Trains toilet.
Eye is uncertain who is pottiest, the designer who came up with the 32 instructions or stardotstar for bothering to count them all!
UPDATE: This from Leo Pink...
Does that include the 'mind the step' notice with a braille transcription?