This from the latest edition of Private Eye...
Available now from all good newsagents!
UPDATE: This from Steve Strong...
About 600 people attended yesterday's Rail Freight Group Christmas Lunch.
The key note speech was given by the Minister of State for Transport.
600 jaws dropped in unison when Theresa explained in some detail how she really had saved the Jammy Dodger!
A source of much comfort to the hairy handed sons of toil tasked with keeping our economy moving in the worst weather we have had for decades.