This from @GrimNorth via Twitter... Please could Prof Unwin help with this? Professor Unwin offers: Door shut. Oh yes.

This with a bowler tip to Dan in India. From the Times of India (Calcutta edition)... What a splendid challenge! Eye hopes that the mother c...

This from our very own Secretary of State for Transport... "A key focus of this audit will be the effectiveness of implementation of th...

This from a Mr Sim Harris... In spite of the snow, it's good to see that Professor Unwin has reported for duty.

This written answer given by Cruella on the 23 November ... Julian Smith (Skipton and Ripon, Conservative) To ask the Secretary of State for...

This from the Skip... Can Professor Unwin help me with this one, seen at Liverpool St today? Absence of punctuation opens the range of possi...

This from Rudi over at the Merseyrail Press Office... It seems Eye's new Trainy Speakibold is catching on. Witness this message from con...

This from @carmenego via Twitter... Prof Unwin offers: "Whilst knowy all thing langispeak this deeply confusy. London Overgrab excell...

This from Tingly Nell... From the Victoria line... “This service is being delayed because of signalling and control problems” Prof Unwin sug...

Professor Unwin compliments Evoli Rail Systems for this splendid example of CSRballs... The last par in particular is a delight. Evolvi Rail...

The late Prof Unwin particularly compliments SWT on this piece of railway speak: "Delays due to power supply problem at Vauxhall."...

Time for an exciting new Eye feature! Trainy Speakibold - a deep joy and treat'n for the lugfolds (with a doff of the bowler to the lat...