Telegrammed by Ithuriel The credit crunch may soon squeeze the rejoicing Samurai Warriors. The IEP delivery dates quoted yesterday by Hoon a...

Telegrammed by our Independent Expert Either the media have succumbed entirely to the Hitachi PR machine or British journalists are even dum...

Congratulation to M&C Saatchi for hoovering large sums of cash out of EMT for this: Any readers able to make similar under-arm farting n...

Shocking news from Waterloo. Pictured below is the moment when a Brompton riding Rupert attempted to pick the pocket of multi-millionaire SW...

Not seen today... Branson, Bowker, Coucher, Lockhead, Ludeman, Shooter, Souter, et al; fancy putting a couple of quid in the pot to make thi...

Exciting news from men in suits! Today the new, improved, Tory party unveiled its future plans for the railways. Zzzzzzzz... Snore... Ahem, ...

Telegrammed by Captain Deltic It is with great sadness that we report the death of writer and author Brian Perren at the age of 80, followin...

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40 years ago this month... Chief Engineer Terry Miller made the formal submission to the British Railways Board to develop the new 125 mile/...

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***Look out for the publication of the Tories' Rail Review tomorrow. Anticipate 'Motherhood and Apple Pie' for radical it's ...

Has Network Rail's success in managing the recent adverse weather gone to its head? The Fact Compiler has received the following email f...

Telegrammed by the Archer The IEP announcement will be delayed for 48 hours whilst Geoff Hoon tries to explain an Incredibly Embarrassing P...

This from a Mr Lazarus. What a cultured lot you are....

Is there no end to the appetite of Grand Central? The ORR recently stated it was minded to grant the Open Access Operator a fourth path. Wit...

Telegrammed by our man at 222 Marylebone Road The preferred loser and the winning also ran in the bidding for the Incredibly Expensive Procu...

Evidently there was a significant catering failure at King's Cross on Saturday. Here vast numbers of people desperately search for a ket...

A huge upset following the publication of the UK.Railway Christmas Poll results! NX won the coveted ' Railway Website of the Year ' ...

Railway Eye salutes Chichester District Council! This courtesy of a Mr Murray. .. For those without bionic eyes... DVLA The Driver and Vehic...