ORR is reported to be waiting for a visitation from the provisional wing of the RSPCA!
The recently mailed out hard copy of the 2008 Periodic Review final determination was a whopping 447 page tome.
Lobbed through a letter box by your average Postie it could reach speeds of almost 12mph by the time it hit the doormat.
With a weight close to 3.5lbs that would be enough to flatten the average moggie or toy dog with extreme prejudice.
Where is elf 'n' safety when it is really needed, demand the pet lovers of Great Britain?