Railway Garden Competition - Eastbourne

This from Captain Morgan...

Can any Eye readers identify the variety of electric moss that is currently growing adjacent to platform 3 at Eastbourne station?

Eye awaits a Smart Alec comment from the Apostle of the Third Rail about the unrivalled green credentials of the Southern...

UPDATE: @DriverPotter responds...

Mother Nature herself embraces the 3rd Rail. Deeply pleasing. 
 

Pointless signs - 12:13 Paignton - Exmouth 10/10/12

DOR names ICWC Team - Shocker

Found in the street outside the DfT's Marsham Street bunker...

 

Literally unbelievable!