Pilgrimage of Grice protocol notice

Please note that under Prime Ministerial Decree 10/003 all members of the cabinet are to be greeted in the following style:


Train crew about their official duties may merely curtsy (this derogation does not extend to platform staff).

UPDATE: This from Driver Potter...

You just wait - if I see anyone get a camera out it's BTP all the way; the charge?

Failing to unveil extensions to the 3rd Rail Network.

The 3rd Rail Avenger will have his day, I tell you!