Friday 18 September 2009

Elf 'n' safety - Gone mad!

This from the Hastings Observer...

A teenager has been charged with endangering safety on the railway after a woman's hair was set alight on a train.

!?!

Fact Compiler exposes himself to MP - Shocker!

Tom Harris MP has the sordid details....

Meanwhile.

A respectful message to Ms Louise Ellman MP and the Labour whips:

Come the next Parliament please could you consider Tom for membership of the Transport Select Committee?

Tom - we'll make a Robert Adley out of you yet!


UPDATE: Our Man at 222 Marylebone Road awakes from his slumbers...


Given that, according to his blog boosting privatisation, Tom still thinks that the Government is buying 1400 vehicles in the current Control Period he'll need a few hours on a simulator before he can sign the Transport Select Committee!

Why does the Fact Compiler jump on hagiographic band wagons when N*g*l H*rr*s does it much more convincingly?

UPDATE: This from the Major...

I do hope this wasn't a Humphrys/Blair style urinal moment...