Sunday, 7 December 2008

Sting 'im up!

Good news for civil liberties in the UK!

Our latest poll shows that only 7% of you believe we still retain our ancient freedoms.

Which means a massive 93% of readers believe that we now live in a police state!

Alas, over 50% of those don't care as long as The Fact Compiler is gaoled.


Some red faces this morning

The dangers of posting to the internet explained...

The Mail on Sunday's attention has alighted on 'flailing' and they have lifted pictures from the web.

Wolmar is to be congratulated for pillorying the idiots but making clear they are in the minority.

Not so the Picture Desk...

FCC by name, don't give a FCC by nature

Telegrammed by the Master
Another piss-poor show from FCC staff at Finsbury Park this morning.


Despite the platform screens being out of order staff still couldn't drag their sorry backsides from their offices to actually inform people of platform changes - or even bother to use the PA except to announce that the PIS wasn't working (no shit Sherlock! Ed)

The result being that all the passengers waiting for the 11:06 to Cambridge were left stranded on platform 5 whilst their train came and went from platform 3.

Come back WAGN - all is forgiven!


Friday, 5 December 2008

And the new Crossrail CEO is...

Rob Holden!

According to a piece buried away at the back of yesterday's Times in the Movers and Shakers column!

Not exactly a professional way to communicate key Board appointments to this multi-billion pound project, is it DafT?

More job losses

***Sky News reporting that EWS to shed 530 jobs***

Looks like next week's Railfreight Group Christmas do will be a jolly affair...

UPDATE: BBC claims the figure represents 10% of EWS' workforce.


Mystic Wolmar strikes again

Over on Wolmar's website is a trailer for The Railway Blues featuring the great man himself.

But what's this?



Just 30 seconds into the trailer up pops Andrew Haines uttering the immortal line "I won't be here in six months if that improvement isn't better, our bosses will have found somebody else to do the job."

He won't, it isn't and they will!

Singing from the same hymn sheet

Good to see Network Rail supporting this event.


The Fact Compiler hopes Team Railway will be in good voice...

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Clear and concise communication...

...is very important on, or about, the railway.

Happy birthday to you

This tosh from Daft:

"50 years of motorways: special birthday celebrated with opening of £174 million M6 extension"


Presumably plans are well advanced to celebrate the 150th anniversary of car sickness in 2015?

Minister dibbed and dobbed

The railways green credentials were sadly lacking this afternoon when Transport Minister Geoff Hoon presented Cub Scouts with their new safety badge at St Pancras International.

The choice of an EMT HST as a backdrop was rather unfortunate as the VP185 engine produced a veritable smokescreen on departure which masked Hoon from the cameras and probably shortened the lives of the poor Scouts!

The Fact Compiler hopes that Hoon complied with the law and was CRB checked before he consorted with minors?

Wednesday, 3 December 2008

Slippage?

***BBC claiming delay to Crossrail***

Mind you as they can't even spell Wolmar's name correctly...

UPDATE: Crossrail sources indicate that funding packages to be signed "imminently".

The Fact Compiler's money is on the BBC's Will Smale being "misinformed".


Haines gone

This from First Group...

"Andrew Haines, currently Managing Director Rail Division and Chief Operating Officer at First Great Western is to leave the Company.

"Speaking of his departure, Andrew said: "This is entirely my own decision and I am grateful for the support and encouragement of the FirstGroup Board during my time with the company"."

The Fact Compiler has a suspicion that Haines and Lockjaw won't be trading Christmas cards - for environmental reasons obviously...


Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Tail wags dog

Serious news: ORR paper pushers may have to do some work in the next two weeks!

Or so it would appear from a story bordering on the indiscreet in today's FT:

"The Office of Rail Regulation (ORR) said neither Virgin Trains nor East Midlands Trains had yet signed track access agreements for their services under the new timetable, due to deliver a range of faster, more frequent services from December 14."

How annoying of EMT & Virgin to focus on running trains when it might inconvenience the ORR's very tight programme of vacillating and Christmas parties.


No special pleading please

This courtesy of Guido



The Fact Compiler is delighted that MPs now know what it's like for the rest of us.

After all
they voted to enact such draconian "security" legislation.


Wooden you know!

An arboreal conundrum...

...from Driver Potter

Surely everyone knows
that South Western men have hearts of Oak!

Centurian

This from Behind the Water Tower...

100 year old dream !


Can someone sort Bernard the Visionary a gong?

Shock? Horror!

The Fact Compiler is a great fan of HTML.

Especially when read on iPhones, Blackberries and the like.

Thus, it came as no surprise to receive a press release from Stagecoach which read as follows:

STAGECOACH RATED ONE OF BRITAIN?S TOP 10 ?MOST ADMIRED COMPANIES?

The question marks are understandable, but surely one exclamation mark would have covered it!


Johnston to investigate

*** British Transport Police chief constable Ian Johnston is to investigate police handling of the inquiry which led to the search of Damian Green's House of Commons office.***

Monday, 1 December 2008

November thank you

November site stats:

In November 2008 Railway Eye received 8,298 visits from 3,010 unique visitors.

Apparently you viewed 13,969 random scribblings in total.

Since the site launched on the 13th May 2008 (or there abouts) Railway Eye has received 31,301 visits from 9,241 unique visitors.

The Railway Eye team are humbled that their random and splenetic utterances merit such attention from industry colleagues. Thank you.


Bid to rejoin the network

Excitement on Sunday...

"At 1448 staff at the East Anglian Railway Museum, at Chapel & Wakes Colne, had used the Ground Frame telephone to report an incident on the museum line and that there maybe debris on Network Rail infrastructure. An emergency NRN message was sent to 2T17, EB, 1440 Sudbury – Marks Tey, after stopping the driver was contacted by the signaller at London Liverpool Street IECC and cautioned forward to examine the line. Network Rail Operations Staff attended. The driver of 2T17 reported that a train on the museum line had crashed through the buffer stops at the Marks Tey end of their line, and became derailed. However, there was no involvement of Network Rail infrastructure other than the large amount of spectators crowding around the incident. It was arranged for Network Rail staff to remain on site for safety reasons and to ensure that rerailing operations did not foul Network Rail infrastructure. Rerailing was completed at 2154 and cautioning ceased."