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Hot news from Britain's remotest railway station

On Wednesday's 08.45 from Rannoch to Fort William, passengers boarded the Caledonian Sleeper only to discover there's standing room only.

As one agitated Sassenach put it:

"It's taken us 12 hours to get all the way here from London and now it looks like we've imported the rush hour."