Friday 4 September 2009

Sir Peter Hall claims barriers "insane"

This just in from a Mr Malins...

I know the Eye has had a lot of fun with the Railway Garden Competition, and I trust we shall see more of the weedkilling train as a result, but are you ready to return to the theme of barriers? It deserves Eye's renewed attention.

I have a letter, signed by his Lordship DafT Vader concerning the work of his stationers Green and Hall:

"The stations standards initiative that I have set up will be focusing on getting the basic facilities right as well as considering the broader role of stations. It will not be looking at ticket gates."

The duo have been to Sheffield whereupon Sir Peter described the Stagecoach barrier scheme as "insane" and said he would have a word with Adonis.

So it's back to you Secretary of State.