This from JD Bitterspoon...
Rumour has it that DOR is branching out into a range of new sanitary ware.
With the timetable reliability 'plumbing' new depths, customer service generally 'down the pan', passengers increasingly left with a 'sinking' feeling, East Coast's regular customers hope that they have better luck running this bath than they do a train service.
Hour-plus delays the third Monday in a row, and no service at all between Peterborough and Kings Cross this morning.
An absolute shower.