This from JD Bitterspoon...
Rumour has it that DOR is branching out into a range of new sanitary
ware.
With the timetable reliability 'plumbing' new depths, customer
service generally 'down the pan', passengers increasingly left with a
'sinking' feeling, East Coast's regular customers hope that they have
better luck running this bath than they do a train service.
Hour-plus
delays the third Monday in a row, and no service at all between
Peterborough and Kings Cross this morning.
An absolute shower.