This from The Man by the Photocopier...
So Transport Scotland have unveiled their exciting plans for the next ScotRail franchise!
Alas, it already looks to have become distressingly derailed in the Editor’s Notes.
Apparently, the contract will include a ‘Commitment to taking an innovative approach, true to Scotland’s innovative and entrepreneurial history, to propelling solutions to improved wifi access on trains alongside industry peers.’
What language is that? Lowland Scots? Gaelic? It certainly isn’t English.
Of course! It’s Management Gobbledegook!
Trebles, ahem, wee drams all round, then.