Who let the dogs out?

Good news for the people of Kenilworth!

This from a Network Rail press release:

NETWORK RAIL INVESTS £950K IN A BETTER RAILWAY FOR KENILWORTH PASSENGERS

Good news indeed.

No doubt the burghers of Kenilworth* will rejoice to see ever faster and more reliable trains pass through their town without stopping.

*Kenilworth is a town of 24,000 souls and has no station.