Friday, 12 March 2010

A french perspective on the HS2 route

This just in from Claude Bottom...

You Roast Beef are zo funny.

In your Chilterns you have Messieurs Les Nimby complaining about the route of your LGV Deux.

Incrediblue!

En la Grand France we welcome such things.

And if our government fails to provide a gare to compensate for ze blight then it is guerre!

So Monsieur Bufton Le Tufton pull up les socks, embrace le change and campaign for Shooter Hauptbahnhof! (is this right? Ed)

UPDATE: This from our man in a railway carriage near Compiegne...

Lieber Fakt Kompiler.

I zink zat my meine freunde Klaus von Bottom from Alsace Lorraine let his cover as a cheminot slip when he referred to Herr Schuter's railway.


Letter from an Aerodrome - BHX trounces BAA

Telegrammed by Biggles
Questions will no doubt be asked at the British Airport Authority’s (BAA) Heathrow bunker this weekend over how the HS2 link hit the blocks.


HS2’s report was dismissive of the suggested link, sniffily pointing out that over 80% of prospective punters for HS2 will want to get to Central London, and not be delayed by 9 minutes taking the scenic route via Heathrow.

Meanwhile the big aviation winner in the HS2 plans unveiled by Adonis yesterday is Independent Birmingham Airport’s (BHX) - which should gain a swanky new Airport station, putting Birmingham International Airport just 38 minutes from London and encroaching on Heathrow’s lucrative customer base.

The HS2 team also saw through a ‘Trojan Horse’ report from the Conservative Bow Group – which whined on about the importance of feeding ever-increasing numbers of punters to Heathrow.

Industry cynics see the Bow report as a pisspoor vicarious attempt to attract volume, thus justifying the deeply loathed third runway at Heathrow (prop. BAA) rather than distribute aviation to other UK airports with spare capacity.

The BHX change of fortunes results from a happy planetary alignment which saw new Chief Executive Paul Kehoe parachuted in during 2008, to give the Birmingham BHX regime a good shake-up (shurely 'kicking'? – ed), with a new gospel that the world did not end at the county boundary.

Since then Kehoe has orchestrated a £50 million new terminal, and is well on his way to starting work on a runway extension which will see BHX competing on a level playing field with all the other ‘big boys’ for very long-haul aviation business.

Adding HS2 to the mix will signal open season on the cosy coterie of so-called London Airports who are terrified that new long-haul airlines may choose Birmingham instead.

BAA’s spin machine was caught off guard when Reichsmarshall Kehoe deployed his secret weapon - none other than the sharp-shooting and combative Baron Von Richtmorris (former Virgin Cross Country PR monkey John Morris).

After shredding the ludicrous ‘Boris Island’ Airport proposal, Morris cheerfully declared that BHX should feature on the Underground Map as, in journey time, it would soon be in Zone 4 – closer than Gatwick, Stansted, Luton – or even Heathrow on a good day. Evidently an Aviation Wonk promoting rail has succeeded in winning friends in high places.

It helps of course that Kehoe is not an aviation ideologue. He has caused more than a stir in the rank and file of aviationistas by suggesting that the German Model – to ‘fly the train’ and mix modes should not be beyond the wit of man, even in Britain. If some short-haul European business goes to rail then so be it – there are bigger fish to fry.

He also infuriated BAA, BA and Virgin bosses at the AGM of the Airport Operators Association (ATOC for the flyboys) by pointing out that Heathrow had six runways in 1946 and they’d been rather careless in losing four of them. Such was the old guard fury over this witty observation that it was excised from the official record of proceedings!

Whilst aviation industry grandees find his approach irksome, Kehoe has impressed politicians of all colours by his practical yet blunt style which offers solutions without making huge demands on the local environment or the public purse.

His killer blow was that Birmingham has slots to spare – claiming it can take another 9 million extra passengers without pouring a drop of concrete and that Birmingham could provide a Solution to the ‘Heathrow Problem’ for around 2% of the cost and without slating 700 homes for demolition.

Clearly BAA was over confident that Adonis and HS2 Limited would fall in line, sheep-like, as so many politicians and transport planners have done before.

Thursday, 11 March 2010

NR .v. RMT - the media war hots up!

The Fact Compiler has received this blatant piece of self publicity from the IRRU...

For those who missed me on Five Live tonight, where I scored a points victory against Bob, there is good news!

PJ fans can tune into C4 news tonight at 7pm, too...

You have been warned!


Sadiq says...

This from Transport Minister Sadiq Khan, via Twitter...

Big big announcment today on High Speed Rail. Lord Adonis to make in Lords at 1130 with me making statement in Commons at 1215. Big Day!

Who says Twitter isn't useful.

UPDATE:This from Lobby Fodder...

Thought you might like to know that there will also be an un-press conference with Lord Adonis between 14:00 and 15:00 this afternoon.

But as it will be "off the record" and "off camera" it won't officially be happening.

And now that you know I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.

UPDATE: This just in from the DfT Press Office...

To confirm our press conference today is on-the-record but off-camera.

UPDATE: This from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...

According to the Thin Control-freak writing in The Thunderer today:

"Three of the pioneers of high- speed rail are Japan, the Netherlands and South Korea."

Ah yes, who can forget the race between the Dutch and the Japanese to be first with a high speed line.


Those were the days when the railway world followed with fascination the ever increasing speeds achieved in test runs of the Bullet Train and 'Flying Clog'.

UPDATE: This from 10 Downing Street, via Twitter...

No10: Gordon Brown travelling to East Midlands this morning ahead of the government's HS2 announcement.

The 'tweet' was accompanied by this picture:


His staff may wish to ensure that there are no mobiles in the vicinity when they tell him he is on the wrong train...

UPDATE: This from the Commuter at about 12:12...

See there's a pic of Gordon Brown taking the train to the HS2 announcement on his Twitter feed.

Funny, because I live opposite the site and saw his cavalcade of about 6 highly polluting cars, accompanied by several police motorcycles, pull up a few hours ago.

So he certainly didn't arrive by train!

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Adonis rebrands before the HS2 announcement

So farewell then High Speed Evangelist - you are no more!

According to the Prime Minister's spokesman, in the Lobby today, Lord Adonis referred to himself as 'the Thin Controller' at this morning's Cabinet.

The Thin Controller also told cabinet that we now have the 'most reliable network in history' and that the Government would carry on with electrification of the network.

Clearly the Thin Controller remains unabashed by last week's derailment of the IEP.

Eye awaits Thursday's announcement on High Speed 2 with bated breath...

UPDATE: This from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...

What's he mean, 'carry on with electrification'?

Nothing's happened yet!

UPDATE: This, surprisingly, from a Mr David Bowie...

Hey, guys,

I guess this 'Thin Controller' schtick is an homage to the original 'Thin White dude'.

Cool.

UPDATE: This from Prudence Rectitude...

At least the demise of the IEP won't add to the worsening trade deficit which in January stood at £8bn.


Although I'm sure I heard the IEP was to be built by a "British led consortium" - LOL!

UPDATE: This from IanFury, via Twitter...

(In response to a story in the Telegraph that the Chinese are planning a high speed line from Beijing to London)

My money is on the Chinese to finish before HS2 even starts.

Signalling grades low pay - Shocker

This from Jamie...

Saw this on Saturday parked by Gillingham Signalbox...


Any vacancies for a box-boy?

Monday, 8 March 2010

Darling underwhelmed by SLC2

This with a tip of the bowler to Mr Jones...

If the Noble Lord and Department are so unhappy with East Coast's 58% average utilisation, why do they propose introducing 18,000 additional seats to the route?

Thank goodness the nasty man who said we can't be "carting fresh air around the country" has gone to the treasury.

Adonis frontline tour becomes Pilgrimage of Shame

This from the Daily Telegraph...

British journalists and TV crews are to be banned from the Afghan front line once a date for the election has been set, while senior officers will be prohibited from making public speeches and talking to reporters.

Just fancy that.

Presumably this novel approach to 'open government' will also rain on the Noble Lord's April parade?

Eye fervently hopes so.

If the media is to be prevented from covering British troops as they risk life and limb in action, then what possible 'news-value' can there be in covering Adonis on a pre-election-jolly around the rail network?

Shame on this Government.

And shame on anyone tempted to cover
Adonis and his Pilgrimage of Grice whilst this MoD embargo remains in place.

Friday, 5 March 2010

Intermission

The Fact Compiler will mostly be at the IMechE lunch today.



Blogging may be intermittent or distorted...

Thursday, 4 March 2010

Aerodrome news - No HS2 for Heathrow

This from the Gruaniad...

No Heathrow direct link in high speed rail plans

Looking good for Birmingham International then.

Eurostar - Is it a bum bag?

Good to see that Eurostar, and its suppliers, now have the hang of this Social Media thingy.

This from @jamieburdett, via Twitter...

Here's a pic of our new bag for Eurostar Train Managers, made from their own waste.

The Fact Compiler's flabber is well and truly gasted.

Pointless signs - Birmingham Snow Hill

This from the Commuter...

They're making staff redundant...

They're cutting back at 102 New Street...

They can't afford to put station staff and train crew under equal conditions...


...but they can afford a flashy new sign to replace one that Centro put up less then less than two years ago.

UPDATE: This from The Archer...

Could the Commuter just check-in with Eye so we all know he / she's OK after taking such a dangerous photo.

I can only hope that the Commuter took refuge in that railway friendly shopping plaza just opposite Snow Hill station; the Great Western Arcade.

I'll get my coat.

UPDATE: This from Chionanthus Virginicus...

Shurely that's not the good Captain D at the entrance, about to "Shooter" back south ?

UPDATE: This, apparently, just in from Josef Pilates (but The Fact Compiler has his doubts)...

With that posture? Certainly not.


Any further slurs on the efficacy of my system could result in legal proceedings.

Ad Sales News - it's getting desperate out there!

Exciting news from the world of publishing!

Apparently the ad-sales team from a set up called Public Sector Information Limited (note NOT the Office of Public Sector Information) have been hitting the phones trying to flog space in a mag called Transport Business International (nope, Eye neither).

Amongst the more interesting embellishments being used to get hard pressed marketing departments to part with their scarce cash is the promise to:

"...give you the data base of 11,000 contacts at network rail ,metrenet,mott mcdonald,Gifford,bombardier.carrillion,lul,docklands light rail And many many more."

Aside from the piss poor spelling and punctuation, at least one of the companies mentioned has ceased to exist.

No matter.

What counts in the world of publishing is offering added value!

Happily the 11,000 people allegedly in receipt of this splendid publication can now look forward to a barrage of letters and emails from advertisers they ignored first time round.

Trebles and bow-ties all round.

Wolmar makes my heart proud! says Gecko

This just in from Gordon Gecko...

According to Wolmar's blog the arch capitalist will only give talks if he can sell his books to an adoring public afterwards.

When the bleeding heart lefties of the Chartered Institution of Highways and Transportation thought this was a bit, er, commercial, for a learned society they pulled the plug on booksales, talk and all.

A furious Wolmar has given the CIHT both barrels on-line, suggesting "highway engineers frequently create street environments that are cluttered, ugly and not fit for purpose".

That's real capitalism for you - red in tooth and claw!

Lookalike - The bearded version

Adonis hires special train for April railtour - Shocker


With a bowler tip to Wired via @tonyveitchUK.

DfT needs to be "more realistic" says TSC

This just issued by the Transport Select Committee..

The Committee says the Department generally has a good story to tell, but it is critical of the over-optimistic performance reporting by the Department.

Mrs Ellman said "The Department for Transport needs to be more realistic about trends and its achievements. It reports strong progress on reducing carbon dioxide emissions from transport when, in fact, they have increased since 2000 and are unlikely to reduce before 2020. It has reported efficiency savings which cannot be verified and some efficiency measures-such as the shared services centre-have cost money instead of saving it."


Indeed.

UPDATE: This from Captain Deltic...

Does the TSC make any reference to DfT Rail's interpretation of the laws of physics which seems to come under their strictures?

ASLEF's Moss joins twitter...

This just in from the Laird of all he Surveys...

I read this with interest in my March ASLEF Journal:

How will ASLEF members react to the age of Twitter?

Alan Moss, secretary of ASLEF's national Virgin Trains safety committee is determined to find out.

He says, 'In a attempt to move forward with technology I've set up a Twitter account in my role as a health and safety rep.

I'll make it short and sweet and newsy for a trail period to ascertain if it's worth doing. I'll let you know if I keep it going'.

Alan's Twitter account can be found here.

Eye welcomes Alan Moss to twitter.

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Exclusive: Pictures of West Highland Line avalanche.

This just in from NR's Internet Rapid Rebuttal Unit...

Please see below a photograph taken yesterday from a helicopter flying over the West Highland Line.


The photo shows one of four avalanches which took place on Friday, closing the line between Tyndrum Upper and Bridge of Orchy.

The avalanches came from the slopes of Beinn Odher which the line crosses.

We have been unable to clear the site to date due to the risk of further avalanches, however, avalanche specialists are travelling to the site via helicopter today to take bore samples and provide a more detailed understanding of the risk.

Provided that the all-clear is given, we expect to move our snow-blowers onto site to begin clearing the line tomorrow.

UPDATE: This from Captain Deltic...

Do NR choppers play the Ride of the Valkyries as a sound track for their inspection work.

ORR 'concerns' over NR maintenance restructuring

This from Bill Emery's letter to Iain Coucher published today...

Our work has highlighted four significant areas of concern. These are:


1. There has been no practical test of the proposed changes. You propose simultaneous implementation across the entire network, to a very tight timescale. We recognise that there is a legitimate case for speed to reduce the period of uncertainty for your employees. However much of the changed practices you need depend upon your series of ‘how to’ guides, but they are not yet available. We are concerned that the cultural change for your maintenance employees is unlikely to be introduced safely if it is implemented nationally without proper employee engagement or before essential tools for consistently and safely changing processes are developed and have been rolled out effectively.

2. Your London North West route faces the most significant changes. The successful introduction of the Virgin high frequency (VHF) timetable was only made possible by significant increases in staffing. We are concerned that not all the technological and procedural changes necessary to support your new structures have been implemented. Your review of efficient engineering access, planned for June 2010, lags implementation of phase 2b2c. By then many of your current employees will have left. Also current performance on west coast mainline is erratic (and on our regulatory escalator) with some of your delivery units unable to resource the basic requirements in standards and you are yet to implement all the planned VHF maintenance improvements. All these factors in combination give us cause for concern on you London North West route.

3. Many of your section managers report doing significant additional hours to carry out their duties properly. Your restructuring increases their workload and decreases their support, with fewer assistants and support engineers. We are concerned that your section managers undertake safety critical work but as yet their time (and hence fatigue risks) are not recorded and appear not to be managed proactively. We agree with Steve Featherstone that resolving these issues is important and we have made it clear to him that this must be resolved quickly if you are to avoid us taking formal enforcement action.

4. Your new approach distinguishes between productive time (actually doing a task) and the preparation, travel, access, briefing etc. You appear to have designated lookouts and other essential safety roles as non-productive. Steve Featherstone has explained that your approach should help your push for more green zone working. We are concerned that it could just as feasibly encourage shortcuts in lookout provision (as we found recently in south Wales), skimping on planning and curtailed safety briefings.

We have also identified inconsistencies and gaps in your Ellipse database. This chimes with other criticisms of your asset information systems. We are pleased that the D-Quip project is progressing well but there is a long way to go. Our inspectors found examples of maintenance tasks and activity not captured in Ellipse due to interface issues, staff uncertainty and local recording systems. But in mitigating the effect of any such errors in this change, we know that your works delivery structure, and in the short term the surplus staff pool, will provide flexibility to resource maintenance tasks adequately if you have got local sizing wrong. If we find examples where shortcuts persist, or that post “go-live” reviews are not effective, we will take action.

We understand you expect targeted use of your labour-only sub-contractors and we can see the business benefit of this approach. But current employment practices in some of your labour providers are substantially different to your direct employees, with these employees having to pay for their own training, equipment, travel etc. We will intervene if we find your labour-only contractors failing to meet the requirements of health and safety law.

Of course as the duty holder, you are responsible for your safety systems and processes. We will continue to monitor and contribute to your safety validation process and we will target our inspection activity in the areas set out above.

I therefore look to you for action on the principal concerns I have highlighted in this letter before you make the go/no-go decision on your maintenance restructuring.

UPDATE: This from Network Rail's press office in response to the ORR...

"The ORR has done a thorough job on auditing our proposals and where they have raised concerns we are addressing them. Working together, we are all committed to a safe, efficient and reliable railway. Unnecessary and unwanted strike actions jeopardise the progress we have all made in transforming the railway for the British people.

"Union leaders who defend out-dated work practices from the 1950s are standing in the way of that progress. This is the digital age not the steam age so we need to change so we can deliver the railway Britain needs in the 21st century."

UPDATE: This from RMT General Secretary Bob Crow...

“Coming from the ORR this is nothing short of condemnation of Network Rail’s dangerous cost-cutting plans. If even the ORR says the plans are untested, being implemented in haste and will put pressure on managers to cut back on safety-critical lookouts and briefings, it is clear that they must be stopped and that is why we are demanding an immediate halt.

“RMT has said from the start that Network Rail’s plans, which include the sacking of 1,500 front-line maintenance workers, can only undermine rail safety with lethal consequences, and this news completely justifies the union’s decision to ballot members for strike action to defend rail safety and their jobs.”

UPDATE: This from the ORR press office in response to Network Rail...

Office of Rail Regulation (ORR) chief executive Bill Emery said:

"We welcome Network Rail's positive response and commitments to take action on some of the concerns we have raised. We note and agree that the best way for the rest of our concerns to be acted upon is through Network Rail's own safety validation process. This established mechanism ensures that these vital safety considerations remain firmly where they belong - with the company's management team.

“We are disappointed in the company's response on the potential safety impact of the non-productive time definition. More needs to be done here.

“ORR's inspectors will continue to scrutinise the change management arrangements as well as practical safety measures on the ground and if we believe our concerns have not been properly addressed, we will step in more formally."

UPDATE: This from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...

If this is the 'digital age', how is the area, as opposed to route, based technician going to plug in his diagnostic lap top when he is called out to a mechanical interlocking problem?