This from John...
The DfT press office today confirmed that an announcement on the preferred bidder for new Thameslink rolling stock will be made in Spring 2011.
When confronted with the fact that it is already Spring, and that Spring could last until early May, the spokesman just kept repeating "Spring 2011".
So it could be any time - we still don't know.
When asked why the announcement was already a year late, and why they still couldn't confirm a firm date, the spokesman just commented that the bids had to be given "due consideration".
No wonder TOCs are complaining that government involvement delays the whole process.
Even a year after their first target, they seemingly still have no idea when they can make an announcement.
A Thameslink train arriving 5 minutes after time is officially classified as late - what are we supposed to term the delay of a whole fleet by a year?
UPDATE: This from Theydon Bois...
It is perhaps time to remind ourselves of Captain Deltic's Third Law of Informed Sources: -
"Always mistrust schedules based on the seasons"
Born out of bitter experience waiting for the APT to enter revenue service.
UPDATE: This from Captain Deltic...
Informed Sources Third law refers:
Mistrust all forecasts based on the seasons.
Monday, 21 March 2011
DafT determined to reduce delays - Not!
Pointless signs - Tile Hill
This from the Viceroy...
Despite the fact that Tile Hill is many miles beyond Northampton in the direction of Birmingham, this silly information relating to the 10.54 departure appears whenever a service is formed of trains that start off from Euston with eight cars before dividing at Northampton with the first 4 only going forward to Birmingham.
The staff at Tile Hill tell me they have complained to management but nothing has been done to stop this happening.
Similar nonsense appears at other stations, too, between Northampton and Birmingham.
Beardie Rail unveils 'simplified' catering offer
This from the late W E Johns...
Beardie rail has finally thrown in the towel and provided menus on its services.
It has gone further by providing food on some of them too, although you will need to be an aficionado of railway geography to understand whether you will get a Kipper or a cuppa.
This is because of the footnotes, which would be a credit to the Sunday table 65, circa 1973. But more later.
To begin (literally), one has to choose whether one is on a 'Breakfast' or 'Light Breakfast' train.
This is not determined by the time of day; rather the time that the train started its journey.
Thus, if one is feeling peckish at Preston, then the 10:17 departure has crossed the line and only a light breakfast will be served. If, however one waits until 11:56, ('full') breakfast will be served as the train leaves Glasgow before the 1000 watershed. Of course, Lancastrians expecting to tuck in to a mid day lunch might be perplexed to find a full breakfast (these days sans black pudding) on offer.
It doesn't stop there.
Trains between 11:00-17:00 and after 19:00 have what are optimistically described as 'a choice of two seasonal hot options (that's the stuff that lurks in vats on the trolley, clad in tin foil) and sandwiches'.
Between 17:00 and 19:00 an evening meal is served, leading to a whole string of possible anomalies across the WCML.
However, Beardie has a clever plan to outwit even the greatest pedant.
This is a return to the 12-hour clock on the menu, together with a disclaimer that 'times are approximate and may vary according to your journey'.
Thanks for that!
Now to the footnotes...
*on Wolverhampton-Euston, cereal served in First Class Lounge only (translation-you've missed out stupid)
** selected services only (cheese and biscuits).
And the best for last...
'Customers travelling between London and Milton Keynes may enjoy a cup of tea/coffee' (translation-'that is all you deserve. We already have to share the revenue with London Midland. And don't anyone else think they will get anything until after MK going north').
The outcome of the latter means that it is practically impossible for some London to Coventry passengers to enjoy a relaxed meal if they are on a train which calls at Milton Keynes.
Labour launches Transport Policy Review
The Labour Party has launched its Transport Policy Review.
A website inviting contributions can be found here.
Compare and contrast: Equinox and Dispatches
This from EE507...
I thought Eye readers might be interested in this as an antidote to Channel 4's latest Dispatches offering...
Remember the pre-Big Brother C4 that screened well-researched and soundbite-free docs, cutting-edge drama and international cinema?
Try this edition of Equinox from 1990 called Trouble on the Line (parts 2 to 4 can be found in the video responses):
Then compare it to tonight's Dispatches.
Viewers will no doubt end up wondering what has really changed in 21 years, given the doc's criticism of civil service meddling and ineptitude, and the lack of a long-term coherent strategy for developing the railway...
Pointless signs - Dronfield Station
This from the latest Friends of Dronfield Station Newsletter, via a Mr Wheat...
UPDATE: This from a Mr Cherry...
I wish to complain!
Re "Dronfield Trian Station" -- this should be "Dronfield Rialway Station" !!
Sunday, 20 March 2011
Luvvie Wilson faces lifetime rail ban - Shocker
Much excitement in railway press offices across the land!
Luvvie Wilson has taken to the media trail to promote tomorrow's Channel 4 Dispatches programme.
The Sunday Times even devoted a whole page to the 74 year old, and former 90's celebrity, noting that he has:
"...never made a secret of his twin tastes for champagne and socialism.
"For the past twenty years Wilson has rarely encountered the ignominy of second-class..."
Indeed!
Eye is frankly surprised he can remember what class he travels nowadays, as clearly the years have taken their toll.
Sadly on a recent rail journey to Sheffield, with amazingly enough a film crew in tow, it emerged that the old boy had forgotten both his wallet and Senior Railcard!
Having paid a mere £15.85 for a first class return!!! the absent minded voice of the Labour Party manifesto, when asked to show his correct travel documentation, accused a hapless Gripper of calling him a liar.
Ed Balls would be proud!
No matter.
The industry will be watching tomorrow's programme with interest.
On the plus side Eye has spotted grounds to ensure that Meldrew cannot take advantage of the industry again!
Meanwhile, the Railway Benefit Fund may wish to consider their links with such a partial observer?
Thursday, 17 March 2011
Hammond upstaged by Railway press - Shocker
Disturbing scenes at today's official launch of NXEA's new Stansted Express fleet at London's Liverpool Street!
Petrol-head did the honours, ensuring that the Railway Media were out in force.
But what's this?
Was RAIL's Phil Haigh, an officer in the TA, making a political point about how stretched our armed forces are?
Eye thinks we should be told!
Meanwhile, Captain Deltic insisted in appearing in every shot...
Eye fervently hopes that there are continued opportunities for similar Gricerati hilarity at future launches of British built trains...
UPDATE: This from Pike...
Diagramming 'Roger' was a nice touch from NXEA's Ops and Fleet teams.
Although unfortunate that he is looking quite so careworn these days.
Time for a visit to the paintshop methinks, or at very least the wash plant!
Channel 4 Dispatches has one foot in the grave
Good news for devotees of incisive reporting!
Channel 4 Dispatches is airing a programme on Monday night boldly entitled "Train journeys from hell."
Clearly balance will be at the very heart of this particular televisual feast.
Aside from walk on parts by the World's Greatest Living Transport Correspondent and Steven Norris of Jarvis fame, Channel 4 has evidently spared no expense to recruit a suitably qualified journalist and transport expert to host the prog.
So step forward then errr... uber-luvvie Richard Wilson!
Clearly oratorical declamation and hyperbole will be the order of the day.
Wilson of course was once famous in the 1990s and more recently became the voice of the Labour Party manifesto (the party, lest we forget, responsible for the structure of today's costly and over complicated railway). Sweet irony.
Somewhat bravely the DfT is rumoured to be putting Cruella into the firing line to respond to the Groucho's Greatest.
Meanwhile Eye has already put a wager on how quickly misenthrope Meldrew can utter his trademark line "I don't believe it!".
For what it's worth Richard, nor do we.
UPDATE: This from The Major...
Before anyone dismisses Richard Wilson as a luvvy who knows nothing about railways it's worth noting that he's a vice president of the Railway Benefit Fund.
UPDATE: This from Andrew E...
Do you really think Labour are responsible for the structure of today's railway?
Surely the [justified] complaint is that they did nothing to repair the disaster they inherited from the Tories!
Japan - Book of condolence at NRM
This from York's The Press...
A BOOK of condolence for victims of the Japanese earthquake will be opened tomorrow at the National Railway Museum (NRM) in York.
The book will remain open until the end of the museum’s forthcoming Japan Festival on April 28.
Tesco up to its old tricks
What is it with supermarket giant Tesco and structures across the railway?
Who can forget the debacle in 2005 when Chiltern services were suspended for seven weeks due to the collapse of a new tunnel at Gerrard's Cross, upon which would sit yet another of Sir Terry Leahy's finest.
Of course Leahy has moved on, but Tesco's unhappy relationship with the railway continues.
This from the Welwyn Hatfield Times 24...
Cllr Cowan said: “It’s frustrating to have got so far, persuading both Network Rail and Tesco to co-operate, and then see work stopped. I’ve had no explanation from Tesco for this change of mind. The work was not costing them anything – Network Rail, which owns the bridge but not all the land the bridge sits on – were paying.”
Every little helps? Eye thinks not.
NRESballs - Liverpool Street
This from the National Rail Enquiries website yesterday...
Mr Scales empire goes from strength to strength!
Tuesday, 15 March 2011
Evergreen 3 - Berlin is in charge!
This from Globetrotter...
In your story of yesterday about the Evergreen 3 engineering works overrun, you end:
“Let's see who fesses up?”
The wait is over: Von Shooter speaks!
This arrived by flying Tweet:
And here is the link to Von Shooter's apology.
Eye wonders if Berlin insisted on this public display of contrition?
Just try reading the last line of Von Shooter's mea culpa in a cod German accent and say it ain't so...
UPDATE: This from Steve Strong...
The last line of Adrian's apology says:
"Once again I am very sorry for the significant disruption to your day yesterday. We will do better."
Does this mean that in future Chiltern will aim for complete disruption of their passengers' day?
NR's new Public Members training programme
Sharp eyed readers of the Sunday press will have seen that Network Rail is advertising for Public Members.
In the past the likes of Captain Deltic have fallen foul of NR's demands that Public Members must be "people with a strong belief in accountability and a thorough understanding of, and commitment to, good corporate governance" (Shurely 'willing to rubber stamp board decisions'? Ed).
No matter. The past is behind us.
With Huggable Higgins at the helm things are changing for the better!
Apparently NR is even involving train operators in training new Public Members so they better understand customer needs.
This exclusive top secret photo from Northern shows one such joint NR/TOC joint training session for Public Members in action...
Although Eye is not entirely convinced that waving empty bonus envelopes at NR Directors will necessarily drive the right behaviours...
UPDATE: This from a Mr Saltaire...
Actually, this is the link aspiring Public Members need.
On the form, it asks where one heard about the opportunity.
Whilst The Hindustan Times is amongst the list of options, sadly, Railway Eye is not.
Such is the influence of new media.
Annoying man being rude at King's Cross
Eye is alerted to a televisual feast by the Internet Rapid Rebuttal Unit...
It's not just King's Cross that is getting a makeover!
Gok's Clothes Roadshow will see three ladies from the Kings Cross Redevelopment Programme, Lisa (39), Karen (45) and Jenny (40) get a makeover (whatever that may be? Ed)
Brix Smith-Start hopes to prove designer fashion is best by drafting in a show-stopping Best of British floor-length gown by top designer Matthew Williamson (who writes this guff? Ed).
For those who care (Sid and Doris Bonkers) there will be the opportunity to see an annoying man being rude to his betters on the Devil's Lantern this very evening (20:00 on Channel 4).
Meanwhile, The Fact Compiler can't help but feel that NR could have added to the general gaiety of the nation by plugging Gok directly into the OHLE...
UPDATE: This from the Safety Elf...
I presume that the shining radiance of his presence and his hard headed persona render it unnecessary to don a bright orange coat with reflective stripes and a PPE lid?
Monday, 14 March 2011
A statement from East Japan Railway Company
This from the East Japan Railway Company, sent to members of the UIC...
Dear UIC Members
As you may already know, on Friday, March 11, 2011, Japan suffered an extremely severe earthquake, stronger than any other earthquake in Japan for as long as records have been kept. The earthquake caused an unbelievably large tsunami which brought destruction and especially heavy casualties to the eastern part of northern Japan along the coast of the Pacific Ocean. Our station facilities, railway tracks, and rolling stock suffered enormous losses.
As far as we know at this point, none of our customers or employees suffered casualties or serious injuries on our operating trains or at our stations. At least 3 of our regional line trains were washed off the track by the massive tsunami, but very fortunately, all the customers and our employees that were on the trains and at the stations in the devastated regions had successfully evacuated to safety. Also, no derailment was caused on our operating Shinkansen. However, we have not been able to confirm whether or not all of our employees who were not on duty that day and the families of all employees survived this tragedy, and we are very deeply concerned that there may be some who did not survive or have suffered injuries.
Also, several electric generation plants (both nuclear energy plants and thermal power plants) located in the eastern part of northern Japan along the Pacific coast were heavily damaged, and since then, there has been a serious shortage of electrical power supply for train operations.
Because of this, even in our Tokyo Metropolitan Area (within the 100 kilometer range from Tokyo), we had to cancel, suspend or reduce a great amount of our train service, including Shinkansen trains, that otherwise would have been operated. By Monday morning, March 14, for our Tokyo Metropolitan Area, we had checked our facilities and trains and were generally ready to resume normal service, starting with the first scheduled morning trains, except for the power shortage. In the short term, there is no clear prospect as to when this enormous shortage of electrical power supply will be over. One fortunate aspect for us is that we have two electric generation plants (a thermal power plant and a hydroelectric power plant) of our own, and we hope that, by careful management of our overall electrical power supply including purchased electricity, we will be able to expand the number of trains that can be operated in the Tokyo Metropolitan Area.
On the other hand, there is absolutely no way for us to predict when we will be able to resume our train operation, both Shinkansen and conventional lines (urban and regional trains), in the regions along the Pacific Ocean coast that suffered massive casualties from the earthquake and the tsunami. In the western part of northern Japan where the damage and casualties from the earthquake and the tsunami were relatively limited, we have pretty much been able to resume our train operation on both Shinkansen and conventional lines, though a few sections are still closed.
We are very grateful for the words of condolence and strong words of encouragements that we have been receiving since immediately after the earthquake on Friday, March 11, from many of the members of UIC. We would like to express our sincere and heartfelt thanks to all our friends around the world who share with us the same "spirit of the railway men and women.'
The realities in front of our eyes are extremely harsh and difficult for us. But we must not look away from those realities. We must be strong and accept them as they are with our firm determination, gather our courage, and make our full concerted efforts for the earliest possible recovery and to fully resume our train operation. And whatever the situation may be, we will continue to thoroughly pursue our most important management policies of "safety" and "customer satisfaction."
By sending out full and accurate information to our friends around the world about what we experienced through this tragedy, we will continue to aim for even greater contributions towards the development of railways around the world.
Although we expect it will take a very significant amount of time for the full recovery of our railway system, starting from May, we are planning to be able to resume welcoming visitors from abroad. We are also planning to host the meetings and seminars in May as originally had been planned.
Finally, and once again, we would sincerely like to ask for your very kind and even deeper understanding and cooperation. And through this occasion, it is our true wish to be able to strengthen our relationships even more than before.
Sincerely yours,
Yoshio lshida Vice-Chairman, JR East. Chairman, UIC
Satoshi Seino President & CEO, JR East
Rail Barbie's empire to expand?
This from Virginia Water...
I see in yesterday's Observer that First Group are considering handing back the keys on the Great Western franchise in 2013, rather than 2016.
Given the DfT's already packed reletting agenda, does this raise the prospect of Directly Operated Railways taking on its second InterCity operation?
And why not!
After all Rail Barbie's first franchise has been highly successful in reducing costs, raising performance and improving the timetable. (shurely shome mishtake? Ed)
The future's bright, the future's dull grey and purple...
UPDATE: This from the late Adam Smith...
This is wonderful news.
If First Group elects not to continue with its franchise beyond 2013 this will provide the most marvelous opportunity to test Villier's exciting ideas about residualising investment beyond franchise length.
What with First Group owning 12 power cars and numerous trailers upon which the Great Western franchise is utterly dependent if it is to deliver the DfT specified timetable.
Evergreen 3 - who is in charge?
So who is running Evergreen 3?
Two weeks ago Michael Lee, the ORR’s director of railway planning, said: "The risk of not completing it on time to introduce new services in May had been growing and that was behind the decision to hand project management to Network Rail."
This produced an explosion from Von Shooter who insisted Chiltern was still in charge.
Happily all this confusion will be swept away today!
Line problem between Oxford and Banbury.
Train services are being disrupted due to over-running engineering works between Oxford and Banbury.
Engineers are working as fast as possible to restore services to normal. Short notice cancellations and delays of up to 30 minutes can be expected.
Last Updated: 14/03/2011 06:38
Let's see who fesses up.
Thursday, 10 March 2011
Special Adviser pay-scales published
So the Cabinet Office has published the list of Special Advisers and their salary ranges.
The Secretary of State for Transport's SpAds are:
- Sian Jones
- Paul Stephenson
Sian and Paul's salary ranges are in Civil Service Pay Band 2 (£52,215 - £69,266) but presumably, as no further details of their income are given, below £58,200 (other less penny-wise ministers may care to take note).
Railway Eye readers not versed in the Machiavellian world of Westminster and Whitehall may wonder why Special Advisers, of whatever political hue, are known as SpAds.
Eye suspects it has something to do with an inability to acknowledge clear danger signals...