Aslef, EMT & My Learned Friends

A busy weekend for the search engines.

Several of which have directed traffic to the Eye after the following keyword searches:

• "emt and aslef in court"
• "aslef high court emt"
• "court action aslef and emt".
• etc...
  

What can this mean?

I've done nothing wrong...

You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!