Showing posts with label Paul Clark - Mini-me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Clark - Mini-me. Show all posts

Friday, 7 May 2010

Election 2010 - Farewells

So farewell former Transport Ministers Chris Mole (Ipswich) and Paul Clark (Gillingham) who both lost their seats.

Minister of State Sadiq Khan was returned as the Member of Parliament for Tooting.

And the unelected peer and Secretary of State for Transport also retains his House of Lords seat... for life.

Friday, 5 June 2009

Commuters friend?

Telegrammed by our Independent Expert
No danger of Paul Clark, the Medway MP tipped to take over from Adonis as rail minister, being lynched by passengers.

Rather than join the great unwashed on the daily commute from Gillingham he decided to rent a London flat, using £1,200 a month of our money.

He told the Daily Telegraph: "I have nothing to hide".

Wednesday, 11 March 2009

Clark rewrites history

Telegrammed by Ithuriel
According to the Greek God's mini-me in the House of Commons, Paul Clark:

"Some hon. Members referred to times gone by. Thirty years ago, the railway was being written off as an expensive, outdated and declining mode of transport."

Not by Sir Peter Parker and Sir Bob Reid it wasn't!

And at that time brand new Intercity 125s were being extended to the East Coast Main Line having given the Western Region the fastest trains in Europe and second only in the world high speed league table to the Japanese bullet trains.

In fact eximious railway historian Dr Terry Gourvish considers this period a Golden Age, when Bob Reid's business led railway was in the making.

The so-called Clark went on to say:

"Some hon. Members claimed that the railways had improved because of privatisation. I well remember in 1997 that the railway lines in my neck of the woods suffered from gross under-investment, were unreliable and had rolling stock from the 1960s and 1970s. [Interruption] That is not nonsense."

So nationalised railway bad, privatised railway bad.

Good grief, we're back to the 'Third Way'!

UPDATE: This from BR PR legend Alan Marshall...

"30 years ago BR was perceived by virtually every railway overseas as one of the best in the world, and operating with the least amount of government subsidy!"

"Where on earth is the rest of the railway industry in rubbishing this sort of comment?"

Presumably busy trying not to bite the hand that feeds it.