Showing posts with label Recruitment;. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Recruitment;. Show all posts

Friday, 15 December 2017

Wizard Required - Apply DfT

Exciting news in the world of recruitment!

This from the Grauniad's job section:



And what special skills are required that needs must disbar 'muggles' from applying for the role?


Eye's man in the North West who peruses the situations vacant ads, asks "who on earth thinks that Ministerial statements should be clear and concise?"

"Perhaps a start could be made by offering a simple yes or no answer to questions like 'will you actually build the extra platforms promised for Manchester Piccadilly?'"

"And in terms of concision, perhaps a date could be given for when these long promised platforms will open for traffic?".

Such Northern naivety. Expelliarmus!

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

In the land of the blind

***Those who applied to become Network Rail public members should now know whether they have succeeded in getting through to the next stage of the process.***



Thursday, 12 June 2008

NR promises to speed up WCML upgrade

The Fact Compiler understands that NR talent scouts from the West Coast upgrade team are planning to attend Horwich Carnival...

UPDATE:
The Health and Safety Taliban will be delighted to know that owing to "insurance" issues only narrow gauge sleepers will be used.

FURTHER UPDATE: Sources within the ORR confirm they have suggested that NR do the same to help reduce costs and Lost Time Injuries...