Nigel Harris, editor of Rail Magazine, suggests the IEP should be known as the "Camel Class" whilst The Fact Compiler prefers 'The Frankenstein Train'.
Railway Eye readers are invited to say which term best describes this ludicrous DafT procurement exercise by voting in our poll on the right.
Poll closes on Saturday 6th September at midday.
***Leading Labour blogger Kerry McCarthy MP (Bristol East) has discovered a man with £280 in cash concealed between his buttocks.***
Kerry McCarthy: Rock bottom
Unhappy news from the Sittingbourne & Kemsley Light Railway which has announced it will cease operations on Friday 26th December.
According to a posting on the volunteer organisation's website their Finnish landlord, M-real, has served notice on them to quit the land on which the railway operates.
The Fact Compiler understands that younger members of the railway have proposed a poster/car sticker campaign. These can be downloaded from SOS (Save Our Steam railway).
The Fact Compiler suggests a better plan would be to get hold of Andy Roden, quick!
Andy, it will be remembered, masterminded the Save our Sleeper campaign which woke up even dozy DafT!
The increasingly potty Office of Rail Regulation has handed down yet another loopy pronouncement.
The Holborn Mafia announced today that Network Rail is 'turning journeys into marathons'.
It found that only 80% of scheduled weekend passenger services operate without being diverted, cancelled or replaced by buses.
The ORR partly blamed 'cost-cutting' measures.
The Fact Compiler wonders if this is the same ORR that wants NR to implement a whopping 21% 'cost-cutting' measure to reduce its CP4 budget by £3.3bn?
Surreal!
The Fact Compiler has been coaxed out of his deck chair by the following extra-ordinary announcement:
'Former London Mayor Ken Livingstone is to advise Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on urban planning.'
No doubt our thirsty former mayor's decision to accept this role was unconnected with the cheap price of Venezuelan rum...
The Fact Compiler is on annual leave...
Normal vitriol will resume on the 1st September...
Seen in the letters page of today's Daily Telegraph:
"Service with a smile
When I travelled by train from London Paddington to Kingham station on August 19, I stupidly alighted without my umbrella.
A guard noticed me trying to return to the coach to retrieve my possession and explained that this would cause a delay. She suggested that if I stood on the platform on the following day at the same time and at the same spot, she would endeavour to find my umbrella and hand it to me.
Without really believing this amazing promise, I drove to Kingham station the following day and waited on the empty platform. The 18.44 train arrived and the passengers alighted. As they left the platform I was seemingly left alone.
Then, through the train door window, I was beckoned by a different guard who asked me whether I was looking for my umbrella. It was returned to me with a wonderful smile and my joy was clear for him to see.
I feel that this incredible gesture of goodwill deserves an accolade for First Great Western and its staff, who are clearly making welcome improvements to its service.
Geoffrey Maitland Smith, Fifield, Oxfordshire"
It would appear that the spirit of the Great Western lives on...
Good news for lusty users of timetable website nationalrail.co.uk
Adverts have started appearing on the site from Pabo, a company which offers intending rail users a range of diversionary products including the 'Prince of Namibia', 'Finger ring vibe' and 'Full size rear entry'.
The Fact Compiler compliments ATOC on selecting an advertiser who will reduce the number of passengers willing, or indeed able, to sit on overcrowded rail services.
Network Rail has upped it's game offering Virgin West Coast a magnificent 24 hours notice of timetable changes, judging by an email received today.
"Due to improvement works happening on the West Coast Mainline in August and September, our timetables have been significantly amended to allow Network Rail to undertake major track upgrade work.
The short notice changes to our timetable are only temporary, but essential to accommodate these works which will allow us to offer an even better service in 2009.
Some train times will be changed with very short notice during August and September, so you must ensure you always check the latest timetable 24 hours before you travel.
You’ll find the latest train times at virgintrains.com/changeforgood or call National Rail on 08457 48 49 50.
We’re really sorry for any inconvenience. Thanks Virgin Trains"
The Fact Compiler was about to suggest that Virgin take up this unsatisfactory state of affairs with Chris Bolt, until he remembered that it was the ORR that forced Virgin to accept NR's cock-up recovery plan.
***New company EuroPhoenix in deal to buy 23 cl86 electric locos from HSBC for work in Europe and the UK***
View the EuroPhoenix website here
Good news for passengers aboard today's Cromwell hauled 'Scarborough Spa Express'.
There will be additional time to savour the delights of Yorkshire's premier seaside resort whilst train operator, West Coast Railway, works out how to rerail coach A, the leading bogie of which is currently sitting "in the dirt".
Here's hoping there are no photographers from Steam Railway about...
UPDATE 16:45: NR on site but progress slow due, in part, to the appalling weather.
The Fact Compiler understands that the thunderbird loco normally stabled at York was returned to Carnforth only this morning...
A Railway Eye reader in Birmingham has leapt to the defence of London Midland following yesterdays piece about the new "ON" branding applied to LM's fleet:
"The ON is for Network West Midlands the crap new name for Centro. We are subjected to this brand everywhere and no-one really gets it!
"I guess that LM have little option but to put this on the commuter stock in the nation's second city."
To see further examples of Brummie burghers back of fag-packet design click here.
The Fact Compiler wonders how much this "roundel-light" design has cost rate-payers.
Friday is the start of the Barrow Hill crank-fest extra-ordinaire 'Rail Power 2008' (22nd - 25th August).
As well as a special guest appearance by Zontar a number of named locos will be in attendance.
The Fact Compiler is personally hoping to cop a seldom seen Cl20 which appears to have been named after the Hill's very own Oddjob.
Looking forward to seeing you there.
It's no surprise that the economy is going to rack and ruin when Government is so profligate with our money.
The Fact Compiler received a gratuitous puff-piece release from DafT today, about Thameslink 3000, which offered the following glad tidings:
"New trains - 92 new class 377 carriages - worth around £53100m - are on order, which will be deployed on First Capital Connect services between Bedford, London and Brighton and Southeastern services between St Pancras International and Bromley South, Orpington and other Kent stations from March 2009"
This was swiftly followed by an arrow from a Rosco chum pointing out that the IEP, at £3m a vehicle, is positively good value compared to the £577m per vehicle that DafT is prepared to spend on the new Thameslink fleet!
Strangely enough the release has disappeared from DafT's website. As a service to the industry it is reproduced in full below:
| 20/08/2008 |
| Department for Transport |
| (DFT) |
| Passengers on one of the UK's busiest rail networks are set to benefit from new carriages, longer and more frequent trains as well as a greater choice of destinations due to changes to franchise agreements agreed between the Department for Transport and the train operating companies Southeastern, First Capital Connect and Southern Railways. The changes are a key milestone in the wider £5.5bn Thameslink modernisation programme and mean that passengers will see: * Increased frequency - the number of trains running through central London on the Thameslink route will increase from 8 up to 15 per hour during peak hours from 1 March 2009; * New trains - 92 new class 377 carriages - worth around £53100m - are on order, which will be deployed on First Capital Connect services between Bedford, London and Brighton and Southeastern services between St Pancras International and Bromley South, Orpington and other Kent stations from March 2009; * Extra seats on First Capital Connect - the introduction of additional class 319 carriages will boost more peak services to 8-car length on the First Capital Connect Thameslink route. With the class 377 and class 319 carriages, there will be an additional 1150 seats in the morning peak and 2080 seats in the evening peak on First Capital Connect services from March 2009. * Extra seats on Southeastern - passengers travelling on Southeastern's Kent suburban routes will benefit from longer trains, providing 3700 extra seats each morning and evening from March 2009. * More direct journeys - from March 2009, some Southeastern services will join First Capital Connect Thameslink route services, meaning passengers can travel between Sevenoaks, St Pancras International and stations in north London without changing trains. Rail Minister Tom Harris MP said: "We are committed to improving the travelling experience for passengers on one of the country's busiest rail routes. That's why we have secured a range of improvements, from more frequent train services, to newer trains and more seats that Thameslink passengers will benefit from for years to come." "The changes we are making are part of the £5.5bn Thameslink programme, which will deliver a dramatic increase in capacity for passengers in London and the South East." Notes to Editor 1. The franchise changes are part of the wider Thameslink modernisation programme. The £5.5bn Thameslink modernisation programme will transform the Thameslink network by 2015. The programme will deliver: * Up to 50 per cent longer trains across the current Thameslink route; * New direct services from the southern Home Counties to destinations on the Thameslink and Great Northern routes; * A dramatic increase in capacity, with up to 12 carriage trains running up to 24 times an hour through central London by 2015; * New trains across the Thameslink route - there will be an entirely new fleet of trains by 2015, with extra carriages providing around 14,500 extra seats each day for passengers; * Three London mainline stations, Blackfriars, Farringdon and London Bridge stations, will be improved, giving the stations the capacity to handle more passengers and easing bottlenecks. * Blackfriars station will become the first station to span the Thames and by the end of 2011 the station will be able to handle 12 car trains for the first time. * Platform extensions at 50 stations outside central London, including stations along the Bedford line. 2. First Capital Connect's extra class 319 carriages form part of FCC's current franchise agreement. Press Enquires: 020 7944 3108 Client ref 136 COI ref 164745M |
Rail Minister Tom Harris has written an article in homage to Pendolino loos.
View Tom's blog here.
Strangely the piece is entitled "'In-flight' entertainment"!
The Fact Compiler now feels obliged to offer his unreserved apologies to London Midland for his previous post.
He now understands why LM add international pictograms to their trains.
It's obviously to help modally ignorant Government Ministers tell the difference between a train and plane.
With the demise of ONE and the promised end to C2C The Fact Compiler was hopeful that ludicrous names were beginning to disappear from the network.
But what's this?
London Midland sets are running round with branding that appears to say the word 'ON' (see below).
Obviously the perma-tanned geniuses at GoVia/GoAhead/GoHome believe this is smart marketing.
Alas it falls to the The Fact Compiler to disabuse them of this view.
Why for instance does the logo involve an international pictogram of a train - isn't it self evident what the vehicle is?
Perhaps it's been put there to help dim managers from the franchise's bus bandit parent?
The sooner ON comes OFF the better.
Leafing through the latest edition of Rail Professional the Fact Compiler stumbled across the following strange headline:
"Aldridge makes mystery departure from HSBC Rail".
What's the mystery?
Big falling out at HSBC over the Rosco's future direction - Aldridge buys lawnmower!
If Rail Amateur needs further clarification perhaps the editor should speak to one of her own correspondents - one Peter Aldridge - who usually appears on pages 1-32 of the mag.
Alternatively she could try reading Railway Eye where Aldridge's departure was revealed as far back as the 26th June.
The Fact Compiler is grateful to a number of correspondents who have offered further insights into members of the new TfL Board.
Captain Deltic offers the following additional biographical details for mystery man Kulveer Ranger:
"Isn't Kulveer Ranger Han Solo's sidekick in Star Wars prequel episode 2, 'Attack of the Privateers', in which Darth Vader's great uncle attempts to turn the Jedi Knights into a pan-galatic franchise?"
Probably not Captain but thank you for your thoughts all the same.
Meanwhile Colin Redman ventures:
"Curious you did not mention that Steve Norris is also CEO of Jarvis, who just happen to be in the track renewals business - well, when they remember not to leave bits out in front of class 91s at KX..."
Thank you Colin, Norris is actually the company's Chairman but your point is well made - unlike Jarvis's.
***DfT has shortlisted the following bidders for the South Central franchise:
NedRailways - South Central Ltd, National Express - NXSC Trains Ltd, GoVia - Southern Railway Ltd and Stagecoach - Southern Trains Ltd***
***Is The Fact Compiler alone in noticing that the RMT called off tomorrow's Tube Lines' strike within hours of Tim Parker leaving Transport for London?***
Oh happy circumstance.
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