Thursday, 16 April 2009

Adonis doomed?

This from Matthew Parris in today's Times (with a bowler tip to Nigel Harris)

As a transport minister, Andrew Adonis is travelling the 2,000 miles of our rail network that he knows least, just to see what's going on. He plainly loves railways, but with technical knowledge and without sentimentality.

Why, after a change of government, can't we keep ministers who really care about their jobs?

If we had more Adonises in British politics, the fungus in Downing Street would never have spread.

That's his ministerial career over then.

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***More from My Lord Adonis on his railway odyssey, courtesy of The Times***

UPDATE: These from Pete Waterman and Nigel Harris who were invited to accompany the Minister.



The pride of the railway?

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Don't know whether M'Lud Adonis managed to catch this one on his lordly perambulation around the network this week.



It is today's 16.18 St Albans to Wimbledon.





Let's hope he didn't.

The FCCing disgraceful condition of this Class 319 rustbucket is not only unfit for a lord.


It's not even fit for the third world!

(Wouldn't have happened in Elaine's day. Ed)

Running on the wrong track?

National Express East Coast shows how to win friends and influence people.

At that, the train guard came out with a corker: "When you pay for a ticket it gives you the right to the journey but not to a seat because you don't pay to reserve."

Well at least they've solved that particular problem.


Green not to be charged

Conservative MP Damian Green, whose House of Commons office was raided as part of a leak inquiry, will not be charged.


The Crown Prosecution Service said today that there was 'insufficient evidence' to bring a court case against the shadow immigration minister.


Just as well Quick's already gone!


Welcome back I K Gricer

There are very few journalists who 'get railways' and fewer still who write in the City pages.

If there is a pantheon of such writers then the legendry Christopher Fildes would certainly sit amongst them..

As well as working on the Telegraph's City desk Christopher also wrote the hugely enjoyable City and Suburban column in the Spectator for over 20 years.

It was of course City and Suburban that introduced the world to the great railwayman I K Gricer who offered Speccie readers insights into the industry as it was assailed first by the simplistic adulterer Major and then by the messianic pultroon Blair.

Although City and Suburban came to an end in 2006 the Speccie has wisely called upon Fildes services again to review the latest opus by uber-railway-historian Prof Terry Gourvish, entitled Britain’s Railways 1997-2005: Labour’s Strategic Experiment.

The book sounds a must for all those interested in the political and economic developments in the industry over the last decade.

Meanwhile for those in a hurry it goes without saying that Fildes review is a masterpiece in its own right!

Namealike #3

This just in from 'Lazarus'...

SpAd - Special Advisor

SPAD - Signal passed at danger

Either may result in embarrassment and career shortening inquiries...

Tuesday, 14 April 2009

What's the headcode for a government minister?

The Minister of State for Transport has been brave enough to list his itinerary on The Times website.

It's not quite a blog in the sense that his predecessor would understand it - but it is a start...

Half tip of the Bowler to Andrew Adonis.

UPDATE: It gets better!

This from the second page of Adonis' "blog":

"As for cost, I am expecting to do the whole trip, standard class, for £375 – plus a sleeper supplement for the first night – using a seven-day “all-line rail rover”. This is a ticket no one seems to have heard of, perhaps because it is so poorly advertised. (Thought that was Barry Doe's line! Ed)

"It prompts the thought that we should be marketing these tickets more widely, not least to young people (who can buy the seven-day ticket for just £245) so that they can get to know their own country...".


What an excellent idea - it might also increase the percentage of the population who use rail services (currently a mere 11%) and encourage some national marketing of the entire network, sadly missing since privatisation.


An interesting challenge for ATOC. Will the Owner Groups let them do it?


UPDATE: This from John B...

No - 51% of people use the railways in any given year.

Only 11%-ish of journeys are made by train, which is unsurprising given that you're unlikely to get a train to the corner shop to buy milk...


Stand corrected - thank you.


Not waving but drowning

As this government sinks ever deeper into the mire it is amusing to see which minister can pluck the most lunatic idea from the bottom of the barrel.

Step forward the ever tactful Hazel Blears!

As the economy is now officially screwed the Community Secretary has suggested that all the empty shops littering the high street should be turned into Community Art Galleries, Advice Centres, Underwater Knitting Emporia and the like.

How long before Buff-Hoon feels compelled to come up with an equally fatuous proposal for the growing number of empty first class vehicles roaming the network?

Hitachi fires first PR salvo

This from today's FT....

Alistair Dormer, head of Hitachi's European rail operations, says he wants to involve a large number of UK-based suppliers in the contract for building about 1,400 intercity carriages.

The location of the new factory has been narrowed down to a shortlist of three: Sheffield, Gateshead and Ashby de la Zouch in Leicestershire.

The plant, expected to cost more than £100m, would eventually employ about 500 people, said Mr Dormer.


Good news indeed.

Only another 11,500 jobs to find.

Alas!

There is one fly in the ointment...

Dormer... "was unable to say when a decision would be made on the location".

Good to see Dormer taking Japanese manufacturing to heart.

This is the PR equivalent of a kaizen (small step) based very much on Lean principles!


Update: This just in from the Pink 'Un...

It's a pity the fact compiler lit only on this bit of the feature and not on the previous FT piece where Alistair Dormer talked about Hitachi's ambitions to supply European railways from the new British factory.

There seems to be a determination among British railway people that Bombardier should always be the only train factory in the UK.

What's wrong with a bit of competition?


Monday, 13 April 2009

NR bonus bunker - first pictures!

***Bowler tip to Nigel Harris for exposing the secret home of Network Rail's Remuneration Committee***

UPDATE: It looks this morning as if an unholy triumvirate of Adonis, Webster and Wolmar will succeed in releasing this building for other uses...

1984: Revised and updated

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Blogs take over from dead trees

Not strictly George Stephenson world, but the success of political blogger Guido Fawkes in bringing down Gordon Brown's "McPoison" this weekend is seen by media academics as a sign of the growing maturity of the blogosphere, which can score direct explosive hits where the ailing and cash-strapped dead tree media are increasingly impotent (or in the case of the BBC being pressured by the Government).

More power to the gimlet Railway Eye.

So beware.

They may be watching us, but we are watching them...

Guardian connives in DafT spin

Mixed news from the Grauniad this morning.

According to Dan Milmo...

The government is considering a £250m stimulus package for the railways aimed at boosting revenues and passenger numbers.

But what's this?

The piece continues...

Network Rail is also considering bringing forward investment in ticket barriers. Fare dodging is thought to cost the industry 5% of its annual revenues, or about £270m, and the transport secretary, Geoff Hoon, has asked train operators to propose gating schemes. Lord Adonis, the rail minister, told the Guardian last month that such a scheme would be popular. "There is wide support from passengers for gating because they don't like huge amounts of people not paying for fares that they then have to subsidise."

'Wide support'?

We think not.

Of course we have come to expect half truths from the department but it's disappointing that the Guardian is conniving in the spin.

Had the Guardian done a modicum of research it would have discovered that recent proposals to gate two major stations in the North are hugely unpopular (Sheffield and York).

In both cities opponents of the scheme make the same points: Gates will make it difficult for passengers with luggage, disadvantage the mobility impaired, exclude meeters and greeters, deny access to enthusiasts (the eyes and ears of the railway) and split both cities in half.

Needless to say our elected masters say one thing and mean another.

To discover what is really behind DafT's conversion to gating the network it is helpful to read the detailed justification for barriers which National Express supplied to Newcastle City Council's Planning Committee (another major station where gates are planned).

...post the 7/7 attacks there is a requirement for coverage of entry and exit points at all stations, and in order to achieve identification/recognition standards...”.

In pursuit of the surveillance society it is quite clear that the first victim is truth. Shame on you Lord Adonis and shame on this dishonest government.

UPDATE: This from Richard Malins...

This needs to be exposed before a wider audience.

Someone must persuade Adonis to see through the nonsense DaFT are peddling and call a halt to gating schemes because:

a) The proposition is basically contradictory.
Installing barriers will not make rail travel more accessible - particularly for the elderly and mothers with children.

b) The estimated 5% of revenue is an unsubstantiated number.
True figures will be more complicated and vary according to circumstances. Measurement is difficult and usually not done properly, if at all.

c) Barriers only protect a minimum fare.
Their effectiveness declines with length of journey and are believed to reduce short distance fare evasion by around half.

d) Outside the London commuter area the magnetic ticket technology does not properly support gating systems.
Thus it is highly unreliable where system geography and fares structures are complex.

The Eye looks forward to hearing a counter view from the legions who, as Adonis assures us, support gating. Meanwhile the latest exciting Eye poll refers.


Sunday, 12 April 2009

Election postponed

So it rather looks as if the McBride scandal will put paid to Gordon's plans for an early election!

Big tip of the Bowler to Guido for exposing this disgraceful episode!

UPDATE: Tom Harris tells it like it is...

We screwed up, big time. We have no-one — absolutely no-one at all — to blame for this but ourselves. The damage the Labour Party and the government have sustained this last 24 hours has been entirely self-inflicted.

There is at least one honest man in politics.

Sacred and profane

Christus Resurrexit!



And for the more secular amongst you...



Either way, Railway Eye wishes all readers a joyful Easter.

Saturday, 11 April 2009

Passenger Focus shortsighted shocker

Is East Midland Trains about to be in trouble with the passenger watchdog?

Yesterday's Gruaniad ran a profile piece praising the role of Anthony Smith, Chief Executive of Passenger Focus.

Accompanying the article was a picture of Smith, taken at St Pancras station, which clearly shows him grimacing at EMT's departure boards.


Or perhaps Anthony was photographed en-route to Specsavers...

When you're in a hole...

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An amusing piece in the Pink 'Un today on Virgin's decision to take its tanks off WSMR's lawn.


The FT solemnly intones:

Virgin began to take a hammering in bad publicity. The buccaneering balloonist was morphing into a bearded bully in the eyes of the public. Newspaper editorials blasted Virgin with salvoes against anti-competitive behaviour.

Could the FT's opaque reference to "bad publicity" have anything to do with a highly amusing email doing the rounds from the transport correspondent of another broadsheet, who took umbridge with BeardieRail's PR supremo?

The email thundered: "You have made it very difficult for me to trust you... I regret to say that this is the worst betrayal by a PR person which I have come across... I am copying this to other transport correspondents because this kind of behaviour causes problems for all of us."

No love lost there then.

In these troubled times probably just as well BeardieRail has decided to lay low for a while.

Friday, 10 April 2009

How the railway works #3

Readers may recollect that National Express East Anglia is to receive 120 new Electrostar vehicles.

In these financially straitened times the Eye thought it might be helpful to translate these vehicles into real monetary value.

Below are the additional subsidy payments that NXEA will receive from DafT to take on these new £160m trains:

2009/10

2010/11

2011/12

2012/13

2013/14

Total

£7.176m

£22.895m

£40.931m

£44.449m

£40.961m

£156.412m

Numbers are in ‘real’ amounts expressed in November 2008 prices

See how the good times roll before the new trains have even reached Clacton.

What's more the numbers don't include the additional fares revenue NXEA will earn either.

Presumably there's a queue at the door of Great Minster House to sign-up for those 202 new DMU vehicles?

Bernard Staite RIP

It was with great sadness that the Eye heard this morning of the death of Bernard Staite.


An obituary will follow.

UPDATE: This from our International Correspondent...

Bernard Staite, known as BJS to his many friends, was the Big Daddy of the mainline steam movement.


He came to the railway from a career in industrial sales and was at Bulmers, the Hereford based cider producer, when in October 1971 the company sponsored the return to steam of GWR King Class No 6000 King George V, breaking a 3 year steam embargo imposed by a steamophobic British Railways Board.

He was an official of, and railtour organiser for, most of the subsequent steam hauled trains on BR as well as many on the newly privatised railway, where he latterly served at EWS.

BJS had an un-erring instinct for what was possible with special trains in an operating environment that was always indifferent and sometimes downright hostile to steam.

His contact book was as long as your arm and he was universally respected by working railwaymen and women.

To mark his retirement from EWS in 2005 a special train of invited guests, hauled by both a GWR King and Manor with the Orient Express British Pullman cars in tow, toured the GW mainline, reflecting BJS' enduring passion for the Great Western in general and the King class engines in particular.

He is survived by his wife Dorothy, daughter Jo and son Andy, the latter as MD of Past Time Rail and a successful railtour operator in his own right.

Requiescat in pace

UPDATE: This personal reflection from Pete's blog