Friday, 12 March 2010

Eye breaks into mainstream media - Official

Fame at last!

Whilst your Nigel Harrises, Roger Fords and Christian Wolmars swan around the broadcast media the team behind Railway Eye have achieved true fame in no less a mighty organ than the Western Gazette: (who? Ed)

Since The Western Gazette reported UK Railtours' refusal to stop its train at Sherborne, company owner John Farrow has reiterated his argument on popular the internet blog Railway Eye. (this is almost gibberish are you sure you want to run this? Ed)

To view Eye's original story click here.

Meanwhile your humble scribblers are off to celebrate our fabulous new found fame with a very large... (no you're not - you're all fired. Ed)

NR neglecting Tay Bridge - Shocker

This extra-ordinary image of the Tay Bridge from Google Maps, with a bowler tip to Mercator...


Mercator continues:

The Road Bridge has an equally slipped connection.

Fife appears to have grown by between 15 and 20 yards at this point.....relative to Angus on the north shore.

What more proof do you need that the interweb is the devil's work!

Eye salutes the man behind the 'Y' route for HS2

The Fact Compiler has been wondering where the Thin Controller got his idea for a Y shaped HS2 route?


No, it's not possible - is it?

UPDATE: This from Lobby Fodder...

I think this is what you are looking for.

It has been commissioned by a grateful nation and shows
The Thin Controller in his HS2 trollies.


It will have pride of place in the new Euston Arch - gateway to the HS2 station.


North Norfolk rejoins the Network - Shocker

So good news from the North Norfolk Railway!

This from ITV Anglia Tonight...

An extraordinary thing happened on Thursday: hundreds and hundreds of people, possibly even thousands turned out for the opening of a new level crossing in North Norfolk.

Can it be long before NR issues a press release entitled: Sheringham 'would it kill you to wait?'

UPDATE: This from a Mr Tilly...

Some more photos of the opening event here.

Rain forest vanishes in DafT photocopier

Telegrammed by Ithuriel
This Written Answer from the Noble Lord given on the 10th March:

In the latest year for which figures are available, the Department for Transport spent £328,471 on photocopier paper.

This figure excludes spend by the Vehicle Operator Services Agency, which could only provide the information at disproportionate cost.

£328,471!

On photocopier paper!!

And how much of that was down to the late and unlamented IEP?

Railway Risk Management explained

This from Moley in the House on the 9th March...

Recent improvements in the industry include the introduction of new train protection systems, new rolling stock and better management of the infrastructure. The independent rail safety regulator, the Office of Rail Regulation, has acknowledged a steady improvement in railway safety standards, and the UK's record is comparable to that of other western European countries. To build further on this strong safety record, the high level output specification for rail calls for a 3 per cent. reduction in the risk of death or injury to passengers and staff by the end of 2014.

With the country broke no doubt DafT knows exactly how it will achieve this 3% reduction in risk... operate 3% fewer trains!

A french perspective on the HS2 route

This just in from Claude Bottom...

You Roast Beef are zo funny.

In your Chilterns you have Messieurs Les Nimby complaining about the route of your LGV Deux.

Incrediblue!

En la Grand France we welcome such things.

And if our government fails to provide a gare to compensate for ze blight then it is guerre!

So Monsieur Bufton Le Tufton pull up les socks, embrace le change and campaign for Shooter Hauptbahnhof! (is this right? Ed)

UPDATE: This from our man in a railway carriage near Compiegne...

Lieber Fakt Kompiler.

I zink zat my meine freunde Klaus von Bottom from Alsace Lorraine let his cover as a cheminot slip when he referred to Herr Schuter's railway.


Letter from an Aerodrome - BHX trounces BAA

Telegrammed by Biggles
Questions will no doubt be asked at the British Airport Authority’s (BAA) Heathrow bunker this weekend over how the HS2 link hit the blocks.


HS2’s report was dismissive of the suggested link, sniffily pointing out that over 80% of prospective punters for HS2 will want to get to Central London, and not be delayed by 9 minutes taking the scenic route via Heathrow.

Meanwhile the big aviation winner in the HS2 plans unveiled by Adonis yesterday is Independent Birmingham Airport’s (BHX) - which should gain a swanky new Airport station, putting Birmingham International Airport just 38 minutes from London and encroaching on Heathrow’s lucrative customer base.

The HS2 team also saw through a ‘Trojan Horse’ report from the Conservative Bow Group – which whined on about the importance of feeding ever-increasing numbers of punters to Heathrow.

Industry cynics see the Bow report as a pisspoor vicarious attempt to attract volume, thus justifying the deeply loathed third runway at Heathrow (prop. BAA) rather than distribute aviation to other UK airports with spare capacity.

The BHX change of fortunes results from a happy planetary alignment which saw new Chief Executive Paul Kehoe parachuted in during 2008, to give the Birmingham BHX regime a good shake-up (shurely 'kicking'? – ed), with a new gospel that the world did not end at the county boundary.

Since then Kehoe has orchestrated a £50 million new terminal, and is well on his way to starting work on a runway extension which will see BHX competing on a level playing field with all the other ‘big boys’ for very long-haul aviation business.

Adding HS2 to the mix will signal open season on the cosy coterie of so-called London Airports who are terrified that new long-haul airlines may choose Birmingham instead.

BAA’s spin machine was caught off guard when Reichsmarshall Kehoe deployed his secret weapon - none other than the sharp-shooting and combative Baron Von Richtmorris (former Virgin Cross Country PR monkey John Morris).

After shredding the ludicrous ‘Boris Island’ Airport proposal, Morris cheerfully declared that BHX should feature on the Underground Map as, in journey time, it would soon be in Zone 4 – closer than Gatwick, Stansted, Luton – or even Heathrow on a good day. Evidently an Aviation Wonk promoting rail has succeeded in winning friends in high places.

It helps of course that Kehoe is not an aviation ideologue. He has caused more than a stir in the rank and file of aviationistas by suggesting that the German Model – to ‘fly the train’ and mix modes should not be beyond the wit of man, even in Britain. If some short-haul European business goes to rail then so be it – there are bigger fish to fry.

He also infuriated BAA, BA and Virgin bosses at the AGM of the Airport Operators Association (ATOC for the flyboys) by pointing out that Heathrow had six runways in 1946 and they’d been rather careless in losing four of them. Such was the old guard fury over this witty observation that it was excised from the official record of proceedings!

Whilst aviation industry grandees find his approach irksome, Kehoe has impressed politicians of all colours by his practical yet blunt style which offers solutions without making huge demands on the local environment or the public purse.

His killer blow was that Birmingham has slots to spare – claiming it can take another 9 million extra passengers without pouring a drop of concrete and that Birmingham could provide a Solution to the ‘Heathrow Problem’ for around 2% of the cost and without slating 700 homes for demolition.

Clearly BAA was over confident that Adonis and HS2 Limited would fall in line, sheep-like, as so many politicians and transport planners have done before.

Thursday, 11 March 2010

NR .v. RMT - the media war hots up!

The Fact Compiler has received this blatant piece of self publicity from the IRRU...

For those who missed me on Five Live tonight, where I scored a points victory against Bob, there is good news!

PJ fans can tune into C4 news tonight at 7pm, too...

You have been warned!


Sadiq says...

This from Transport Minister Sadiq Khan, via Twitter...

Big big announcment today on High Speed Rail. Lord Adonis to make in Lords at 1130 with me making statement in Commons at 1215. Big Day!

Who says Twitter isn't useful.

UPDATE:This from Lobby Fodder...

Thought you might like to know that there will also be an un-press conference with Lord Adonis between 14:00 and 15:00 this afternoon.

But as it will be "off the record" and "off camera" it won't officially be happening.

And now that you know I'm afraid I'll have to kill you.

UPDATE: This just in from the DfT Press Office...

To confirm our press conference today is on-the-record but off-camera.

UPDATE: This from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...

According to the Thin Control-freak writing in The Thunderer today:

"Three of the pioneers of high- speed rail are Japan, the Netherlands and South Korea."

Ah yes, who can forget the race between the Dutch and the Japanese to be first with a high speed line.


Those were the days when the railway world followed with fascination the ever increasing speeds achieved in test runs of the Bullet Train and 'Flying Clog'.

UPDATE: This from 10 Downing Street, via Twitter...

No10: Gordon Brown travelling to East Midlands this morning ahead of the government's HS2 announcement.

The 'tweet' was accompanied by this picture:


His staff may wish to ensure that there are no mobiles in the vicinity when they tell him he is on the wrong train...

UPDATE: This from the Commuter at about 12:12...

See there's a pic of Gordon Brown taking the train to the HS2 announcement on his Twitter feed.

Funny, because I live opposite the site and saw his cavalcade of about 6 highly polluting cars, accompanied by several police motorcycles, pull up a few hours ago.

So he certainly didn't arrive by train!

Tuesday, 9 March 2010

Adonis rebrands before the HS2 announcement

So farewell then High Speed Evangelist - you are no more!

According to the Prime Minister's spokesman, in the Lobby today, Lord Adonis referred to himself as 'the Thin Controller' at this morning's Cabinet.

The Thin Controller also told cabinet that we now have the 'most reliable network in history' and that the Government would carry on with electrification of the network.

Clearly the Thin Controller remains unabashed by last week's derailment of the IEP.

Eye awaits Thursday's announcement on High Speed 2 with bated breath...

UPDATE: This from our man at 222 Marylebone Road...

What's he mean, 'carry on with electrification'?

Nothing's happened yet!

UPDATE: This, surprisingly, from a Mr David Bowie...

Hey, guys,

I guess this 'Thin Controller' schtick is an homage to the original 'Thin White dude'.

Cool.

UPDATE: This from Prudence Rectitude...

At least the demise of the IEP won't add to the worsening trade deficit which in January stood at £8bn.


Although I'm sure I heard the IEP was to be built by a "British led consortium" - LOL!

UPDATE: This from IanFury, via Twitter...

(In response to a story in the Telegraph that the Chinese are planning a high speed line from Beijing to London)

My money is on the Chinese to finish before HS2 even starts.

Signalling grades low pay - Shocker

This from Jamie...

Saw this on Saturday parked by Gillingham Signalbox...


Any vacancies for a box-boy?

Monday, 8 March 2010

Darling underwhelmed by SLC2

This with a tip of the bowler to Mr Jones...

If the Noble Lord and Department are so unhappy with East Coast's 58% average utilisation, why do they propose introducing 18,000 additional seats to the route?

Thank goodness the nasty man who said we can't be "carting fresh air around the country" has gone to the treasury.

Adonis frontline tour becomes Pilgrimage of Shame

This from the Daily Telegraph...

British journalists and TV crews are to be banned from the Afghan front line once a date for the election has been set, while senior officers will be prohibited from making public speeches and talking to reporters.

Just fancy that.

Presumably this novel approach to 'open government' will also rain on the Noble Lord's April parade?

Eye fervently hopes so.

If the media is to be prevented from covering British troops as they risk life and limb in action, then what possible 'news-value' can there be in covering Adonis on a pre-election-jolly around the rail network?

Shame on this Government.

And shame on anyone tempted to cover
Adonis and his Pilgrimage of Grice whilst this MoD embargo remains in place.

Friday, 5 March 2010

Intermission

The Fact Compiler will mostly be at the IMechE lunch today.



Blogging may be intermittent or distorted...

Thursday, 4 March 2010

Aerodrome news - No HS2 for Heathrow

This from the Gruaniad...

No Heathrow direct link in high speed rail plans

Looking good for Birmingham International then.

Eurostar - Is it a bum bag?

Good to see that Eurostar, and its suppliers, now have the hang of this Social Media thingy.

This from @jamieburdett, via Twitter...

Here's a pic of our new bag for Eurostar Train Managers, made from their own waste.

The Fact Compiler's flabber is well and truly gasted.

Pointless signs - Birmingham Snow Hill

This from the Commuter...

They're making staff redundant...

They're cutting back at 102 New Street...

They can't afford to put station staff and train crew under equal conditions...


...but they can afford a flashy new sign to replace one that Centro put up less then less than two years ago.

UPDATE: This from The Archer...

Could the Commuter just check-in with Eye so we all know he / she's OK after taking such a dangerous photo.

I can only hope that the Commuter took refuge in that railway friendly shopping plaza just opposite Snow Hill station; the Great Western Arcade.

I'll get my coat.

UPDATE: This from Chionanthus Virginicus...

Shurely that's not the good Captain D at the entrance, about to "Shooter" back south ?

UPDATE: This, apparently, just in from Josef Pilates (but The Fact Compiler has his doubts)...

With that posture? Certainly not.


Any further slurs on the efficacy of my system could result in legal proceedings.

Ad Sales News - it's getting desperate out there!

Exciting news from the world of publishing!

Apparently the ad-sales team from a set up called Public Sector Information Limited (note NOT the Office of Public Sector Information) have been hitting the phones trying to flog space in a mag called Transport Business International (nope, Eye neither).

Amongst the more interesting embellishments being used to get hard pressed marketing departments to part with their scarce cash is the promise to:

"...give you the data base of 11,000 contacts at network rail ,metrenet,mott mcdonald,Gifford,bombardier.carrillion,lul,docklands light rail And many many more."

Aside from the piss poor spelling and punctuation, at least one of the companies mentioned has ceased to exist.

No matter.

What counts in the world of publishing is offering added value!

Happily the 11,000 people allegedly in receipt of this splendid publication can now look forward to a barrage of letters and emails from advertisers they ignored first time round.

Trebles and bow-ties all round.

Wolmar makes my heart proud! says Gecko

This just in from Gordon Gecko...

According to Wolmar's blog the arch capitalist will only give talks if he can sell his books to an adoring public afterwards.

When the bleeding heart lefties of the Chartered Institution of Highways and Transportation thought this was a bit, er, commercial, for a learned society they pulled the plug on booksales, talk and all.

A furious Wolmar has given the CIHT both barrels on-line, suggesting "highway engineers frequently create street environments that are cluttered, ugly and not fit for purpose".

That's real capitalism for you - red in tooth and claw!