Friday, 7 May 2010

Election 2010 - Farewells

So farewell former Transport Ministers Chris Mole (Ipswich) and Paul Clark (Gillingham) who both lost their seats.

Minister of State Sadiq Khan was returned as the Member of Parliament for Tooting.

And the unelected peer and Secretary of State for Transport also retains his House of Lords seat... for life.

Election 2010 - the result

The Fact Compiler is now £250 short.

And Wolmar is now £250 richer.

Thanks Dave!

UPDATE: This from The Master...

Look on the bright side, you'll probably get a chance to win it back in October....

Thursday, 6 May 2010

Election 2010 - What's on the wireless tonight.

This with a bowler tip to Channel 4 News...

22:00 ITV News, BBC and Sky report the result of the exit polls. Traditionally a strong indicator of the results, the margin for error could be even greater this year.

23:15 Houghton and Sunderland South
Expected to be the first constituency to report, trying to beat the fastest count set in 2005.

00:30 Birmingham Edgbaston
The first key Labour/Conservative marginal expected to declare. The Tories need a 2 per cent swing.

01:00 Battersea
Another key Conservative target, with the party needing a swing of just 0.5 per cent in this Labour marginal.

01:00 Torbay
Lib Dem marginal. The Conservative party is looking for a 3 per cent swing to win back the seat lost in 1997.

01:12 Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath
Gordon Brown's constituency, this is a safe Labour seat with a 43.6 per cent majority over the SNP.

01:50-02:00Thurrock, Batley & Spen and Carlisle
Three Labour seats to watch as the Tories battle for a 6-7 per cent swing in votes.

02:00 Rochdale
A Lib Dem seat targeted by Labour, now infamous for 'bigotgate'.

02:00 Norwich South
The Lib Dems would need a small swing to win this Labour seat, which also has a good strong from the Greens.

02:00 Guildford
A Conservative seat under fire from the Lib Dems, which could nail it with a small swing.

02:13 Burnley
Labour currently hold a near-on 15 per cent majority here, but if a fall to Lib Dems would indicate huge gains for the latter – and a hung parliament for the country.

02:15 Sheffield Hallam
Nick Clegg's constituency.

02:30 Kingswood
The Tories benchmark target, the fall of this Labour seat near Bristol would suggest a Conservative majority.

03:00 Morley and Outwood
Ed Balls' constituency, David Cameron himself campaigned at this Labour seat to rally voters. The Tories need a 10 per cent swing.

03:00 Glasgow North
One to watch as a gauge of Lib Dem performance – they would need a 6 per cent swing to swipe this seat from Labour.

03:00 Luton South
A bellwether for the overall victor, since 1951 the winning party has triumphed here. A win here – where Esther Rantzen is running for the Independents - would signal a Tory majority of 50.

03:06 Chorley
A Labour seat targeted by the Tories, who would need an 8 per cent swing. Who ever has won this seat has won the election since 1964.

03:20 West Dorset
Oliver Letwin could lose this Tory seat to the Lib Dems with a swing of just 2.3 per cent.

03:30 Brighton Pavillion
The Green Party's best chance of securing their first Westminster seat.

03:34 Witney
The Tory leader's constituency, David Cameron holds a 26.8 per cent majority over the Lib Dems.

04:00 Edinburgh South West
Chancellor Alistair Darling’s seat, a fall to the Conservatives would be unlikely in Scotland and would need a swing of 8 per cent.

04:00 Barking
Targetted by the BNP, Nick Griffin is hoping to secure the party's first seat from Labour's Margaret Hodge.

04:00 Islington South
An inner London seat currently held by Labour, but targeted by the Lib Dems.

04:39 Romsey and Southampton North
The Lib Dems currently hold a majority of just 125 over the Tories.

04:45 Poplar and Limehouse
Labour seat being targetted by Respect's George Galloway, who would need a swing of 11 per cent. Housing Canary Wharf and the Docklands, it has also been targeted by the Tories.

05:00 Redditch
Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith is fighting to keep her seat. The Tories would need a swing of 2.6 per cent to win.

05:30 Hammersmith
A Tory win over Labour here would show the party is on track to reach Downing Street.

Friday morning
A further 39 constituencies will declare results by 5pm.

14:30 Buckingham
Speaker John Bercow faces a challenge by former UKIP leader Nigel Farage.

15:00 Morecombe & Lonsdale
The Conservatives need a 5.9 per cent swing to win.

Happy days!

Railway Garden Competition - Waterloo

This from Fiona Gail....

This glorious scene taken at Waterloo today.

Is Network Rail perhaps planning to enter the station into this year's RHS Chelsea Flower Show?



Alternatively is this Coucher-code for who should be in 10 Downing Street tomorrow?

Fact Compiler praises Labour candidate - Shocker

The Fact Compiler is a great fan of Tom Harris.

Whilst not sharing his politics the Fact Compiler believes Tom to be a friend to the railways and boy do we need them!

More importantly he also voted against the evil and pernicious smoking ban (don't get me started).

With the above in mind Eye is happy to find space for Tom's "Prime Ministerial" (in the words of Iain Dale) election podcast.



Nice!

Good luck in Glasgow South today Tom.

UPDATE: This from Captain Deltic....

There is only one weak point in Tom's masterly broadcast.

The choice of subject to illustrate transport.

Eye followers might like to brighten up the wait for the end of polling by suggesting more apposite examples in the same light-hearted spirit?.

To get things going I would suggest a Saunders Roe Princess or Bristol Brabazon in the air as a forerunner of IEP (planes specified by civil servants).

Or since we really should have a railway subject, how about the Bulleid Leader?

UPDATE: This from Steve Strong...

No brainer!


For the non-kettle heads it's an Austerity...

Wolmar deserts Labour - Shocker

In a move that looks destined to break the Noble Lord's heart it appears that his bezzie mate Wolmar has succumbed to Cleggstacy!


Perhaps not quite in the same league as the Tories buying Facebook for the day...

UPDATE: This from Wolmar...

Is the Fact Compiler getting nervous about our wager on an absolute Tory majority?

I think we should be told!


Meanwhile the ads on my site do not reflect my editorial policy!!

Railway Garden Competition - Southend Central


With a bowler tip to @AMonkster, via Twitter
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Election 2010 - Exclusive - Results in full !

Telegrammed by Haruspex
Having examined the entrails Eye's political forecaster makes the following predictions:

Conservative victory

  • IEP cancelled
  • Thameslink de-specified
  • Crossrail delayed

Labour victory

  • Crossrail delayed
  • Thameslink de-specified
  • IEP cancelled

Hung Parliament

  • Thameslink de-specified
  • IEP Cancelled
  • Crossrail delayed.

You heard it here first.

Railway Gardens - An Inspector speaks

Plainly planning inspectors know nothing about the railways.

This prejudiced view from The Royston Weekly News...

A planning inspector told a public inquiry into Royston’s proposed £3.7 million railway underpass that he would need “some convincing” to approve the scheme that would halve some residents’ gardens.

Had the aforementioned planning inspector spent anytime reading Eye he would know that Railway Gardens are an industry speciality.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Election 2010 - Eye declares in favour of...

It is, of course, none of Eye's damned business who you vote for.

However, with past and present sacrifices in mind, Eye respectfully suggests that all readers should consider exercising their right to vote tomorrow.

'Nuff said.

UPDATE: Nigel Harris over at RAIL makes the same plea.

ATOCballs - new Pendolino carriages arrive today

Despite the recession there is one sector of the economy that is destined to grow and grow.

There must now be legions of experienced railway people employed by publications across the land to render into sense ATOCs wonderfully optimistic press releases.

This tosh from the Bernard Street bunker today:

- Virgin Trains is today adding extra carriages to a number of services from Birmingham to Scotland and an additional train from Preston to Glasgow. The extra carriages are the equivalent of around 1,400 additional seats.

Hmm... adding extra carriages to fixed length nine car Pendolinos has defeated even The Thin Controller - and he had (past tense) millions to throw at the problem.

Fortunately Railnews has been able to decipher the latest ATOCballs:

Virgin Trains has added some 1,400 seats by strengthening several services between Birmingham and Scotland and provided an additional train from Preston to Glasgow.

So hurrah for ATOC - never letting the facts get in the way of a good story.

UPDATE: This from Virgin's Press Office...

ATOC is right we did add extra carriages to the service.

We didn’t say we added carriages into a Pendolino but by joining two Super Voyagers to form a longer train than usual, we added carriages and, more importantly, much needed extra seats to the service to help stranded air passengers get home.

Eye stands corrected!

UPDATE: This from a Mr Reginald Slicker...

It ill behoves the Fact Compiler (sic) to criticise the one organisation in the railway which champions the excellent service provided by the franchised operators.

To repeat a phrase oft used in this blog, as any fule kno Birmingham - Scotland services are provided by Voyagers, noted for their fragrance, silky smooth ride & restful ambience, so it is a simple matter to 'add carriages' by coupling two or even three units in multiple.

Even though railway snobs may call it 'strengthening'.


More power to ATOC's elbow, say I.

I remain, sir,
Yr Obt Svt

R. Slicker

UPDATE: This from Fiona Gail...

Good to see the boys at Virgin defending their trade association. and great to see that the ATOC comms team's rail knowledge is almost good as their political vision, which suggested that the Tories where a sure banker for government.

Of course their political knowledge may prove to be better then their rail knowledge but me thinks not...

Mystic Eye spot on the money again

This from Modern Railways...

O'Toole and Franks leave National Express Group.

Eye hopes that hasn't spoilt yesterday's Brain Teaser.

Tuesday, 4 May 2010

Adonis exposed - Shocker

Telegrammed by Leo Pink
According to Wikipedia...

Adonis (we presume they mean our transport secretary) "is a central cult figure in various mystery religions".

Sounds about right.

The First Church of the Live Catenary, Community Rail, The Blessed Congregation of the Elevated Velocity, not to mention the Cult of the TramTrain.

Noble Lord we believe, help thou our unbelief.

We are the Champions no more?

Telegrammed by our International Correspondent
What has happened to Rail Champions?

Set up by the fragrant "BBC Legend" Maggie Philbin, with help from Messrs Marshall and Harris of Railnews fame, Rail Champions claims to be a business that is:

"dedicated to strengthening your company's brand. We provide creative solutions to your advertising and marketing challenges, increasing your company's presence in the UK Rail Sector."

Alas.

You won't be able to find out about them on anything as fancy-dan as the internet, because their website is suffering from Error 404 syndrome.

But if you use the Google cached facility you can still find it... just.

No wonder their portfolio of renowned clients is password protected.

Eye's exciting new Brain Teaser competition

Mary, Nicola and Ray start out on a journey.

Mary takes both the train and the bus.

Nicola chooses the coach.

And Ray prefers to walk.

So what is the price of fish?

Eye's election update from Mr Khan

Mr Khan reports on #bigotsgate and the economy...



Please BBC include a slot for Mr Khan on Thursday night.

Railway Garden Competition - Clapham Junction

This is the country's busiest junction...


And on Monday it looked like Dingly Dell.

Please could someone at NR get a grip on vegetation control?

UPDATE: This from Steve Strong...

It must be Dingly Dell.

Isn't that Mr Blobby in the background?

Monday, 3 May 2010

Fire sale at Arriva Cross Country

This from Crossed Lines...

More Arriva Cross Country fares madness after the 23rd May.

Having taken a right royal kicking for the UK's first £1k+ rail fare which no one bought (No shit Sherlock. Ed) it would appear that Arriva Cross Country have retreated into the bunker.

The latest fares manual reveals that they have capped all First class Open Returns at £640!.

A few examples…

  • Exeter St Davids to Edinburgh – now £665.00, on 23 May £640.00 (3.76% decrease)
  • Bristol Temple Meads to Aberdeen – now £704.50, on 23 May £640.00 (9.16% decrease)
  • Newquay to Kyle of Lochalsh – beginning of year £1068, on 23 May £640.00 (40.07% decrease)
  • Newquay to Kyle of Lochalsh – now £921.00, on 23 May £640.00 (30.51% decrease)
  • Penzance to Wick – now £934.00, on 23 May £640.00 (31.48% decrease)
Presumably this more than generous discount, on tickets no one has bought, is supposed to be penance for not providing the promised WiFi, etc...

UPDATE: This from Barry...

Having just had a quick look at the NFM05 data on The Manual, it's not just the FOR that's been capped.

The SORs have been capped at £420.

Or, to put it another way, the most you'll pay for an Anytime Return is £10 less than the relevant 7 Day All Line Rail Rover.

UPDATE: This from @SWLines....

Congratulations are surely due to The Thin Controller.

This means that nationalised East Coast (prop Lord Adonis) now offers the UK's most expensive ticket.

This being a £749 First Open Return via London on the Newquay to Kyle of Lochalsh route.

Pointless signs - "Special" passengers

Sunday, 2 May 2010

East London line well and truly back on the network

This from Pastor Redwonn...

What a splendid opening last Tuesday of the new East London line.

But just how quickly did operator London Overground record its first SPAD on the new railway?

Five minutes?

Five hours?

Five days?

Perhaps we should be told?