Airlines show how to do PA announcements

When you're small you have to try that little bit harder...




"You will not get that on United Airlines, I guarantee you."

Nice!

With apologies to those who already follow The Fact Compiler on Twatter and FaceAche.

UPDATE: This just in from 'Is 1A03 out of Chester yet, Bert?'



On second thoughts The Fact Compiler will take his chances with God's Own County Airways...

UPDATE: This from Inspector Blakey...

Bit of a stretch to call Southwest Airlines small, old man. It's the biggest airline in the world in terms of passenger numbers...

From an ex-pat temporarily marooned in the States.