This from the Telegraph...
Two monkeys appointed station masters at Japanese train station
...but then thought better of it.
This instead:
Hammond orders Hitachi train on back of traincrew deal!
You pays your money, you takes your choice.
UPDATE: This from District Superintendent Ambala...
Despite some mild amusement at your witticisms regarding the appointment of two monkeys to the position of station masters, I feel I should point out that the translation to the bizarre world of the UK railway such as you imply simply does not hold up.
As any fule kno TOC Directors are not paid peanuts.
Trebles all round me thinks!
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