This from M'Lord Howard of Effingham...
II'faith, information hath been received that the heir to the Duke of Medina Sidona and his hidalgos are plotting a new Enterprise of England, planning to subjugate Devon men to the Inquisition and the auto da fe by means of our railways .
I have already ordered that Sir Francis Drake's drum be readied as this hour of peril looms.
Men of Devon, do you wish to see trains liveried in the red and gold of our historic enemy in your shire?
Let our battle cry be "Remember 1588!"
Meanwhile, I have summoned Sir Brian Souter and will order him to Spain with all haste with a Commission to bid for public transport contracts that will verily singe the President of Renfe's beard!
Grimsby and Back
3 years ago