Oh dear!
This twaddle from Beardie Rail on the East Coast.
"It's like a a train and a lazer made a baby while on holiday in Japan."
Really?
If so, who was the Dr Moreau that brought this bizarre creation into this world?
Why it's our very own DfT, who paid an absolute fortune for a one night stand between a flash and a pan.
And then decided to roger us all, by adding NOx emissions as well.