Sunday, 8 February 2009

NX thrashes Eye!

A huge upset following the publication of the UK.Railway Christmas Poll results!

NX won the coveted 'Railway Website of the Year' award with a resounding 22% of the vote, whipping Railway Eye into a very poor second place.

Massive interest in the category generated a huge response with almost 15 votes being cast (Is this going anywhere? Ed).

Roger Ford meanwhile set a new world record as as he was voted Railway Journalist of the Year for the 59th time in a row. But Captain Deltic may want to wait before putting the Diamond Jubilee champagne on ice, as new entrant Ian Walmsley "impressed enough to take second place".

Meanwhile Andy Hamilton and Wrexham & Shropshire scooped a total of three awards, winning best... (continued on p94)

The Fact Compiler declines to name the individual who won the title "Tit of the Year"

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Ave Noviomagus!

Railway Eye salutes Chichester District Council!

This courtesy of a Mr Murray...


For those without bionic eyes...

DVLA
The Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency is an Executive Agency of the Department for Transport (Daft)....

Chichester truly "Shaped by the past, living in the present".

Filey trial

One to watch...

Filey at heart of new railway crossing safety trials.

Mind you with just 18 trains a day this shouldn't tax the technology overmuch.

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Saturday, 7 February 2009

Tornado flash mobbed!

This just in from our Kettle Watcher...

Turn up on your own with a camera at King's Cross on a 'normal' day and you are told to sign-in at the DSMs office if you want to take photos.

So a flash mob of 2,000 (NX estimate) turn up to see the A1 make its debut in the Capital, and nobody gives a toss about signing in.

Just show what an absolute load of bllx is perpetrated by Network Rail. And I bet many used flash too, which is a total no no, when I have been on stations !

Maybe that's how to deal with the "no photography" jobsworth - bring in Rent-a-Crowd.

Just a shame about the gormless members of the public who thought it OK to wander on the track at Holme, forcing trains to be cautioned and journeys delayed.

UPDATE: We are Dave writes...

Well, no, actually. The best way to put a stop to this bllx forever would have been for all 2,000 people to go to the DSM's office and *demand* to sign in...


UPDATE: This from our very own Eboracum (50A)...

The delay's weren't due to trespass - there was an OLE fault North of Peterborough.

That and the fact that every line side crossing was thick with gricers hoping to phot' the beast.

Which led TOC's crews to approaching said areas with caution.

Pretty sensible really.


London Midland News

This just in from our man at the back...

As this franchise lurches from one crisis to another, the RMT is calling for strike action at the ex Silverlink depots as the management finally get to grips with the various Spanish Practices that have been taking place.

However, now they have done that, the management have introduced some ridiculous payment structures to tempt traincrew into working overtime and rest days to keep them out of the do-do as they failed to recruit enough staff to service the new timetable.

Drivers now have a guaranteed minimum of 11hours payment for working a no duty day and guards have 10 hours. Both supposedly temporary arrangements but wait for the unions to call the 'custom and practice' argument to make it permanent.

In the meantime the station staff who aren't treated with the same kid gloves are left to get on with it, i.e. lump it.

Sundays remain voluntary for the time being.

UPDATE: An 'anonymous' reader mails the following implausible tale...

Rumours around Euston that Richard Branson has been offered a blank cheque if he takes over the Midland franchise.

But he wants a name change to Virgin Suburban, and wants to see the Overground banished from Euston.

I can't say if that's true, but it's hardly unexpected.

Though I'm not sure what TfL will make of Beardie's demands regarding the Overground.

Make of this what you will.

UPDATE: Sim Harris writes:

Interesting that the notion of no Overground at Euston has been revived, even in the context of Beardie taking over LM.

Actually, it was on the TfL "maybe" list as recently as late 2007.

The argument is that Overground (i.e. Watford DC) delivers people to a terminus where the Underground is already woefully overcrowded in the morning peak.

Serious consideration has been given to diverting the Watfords via Primrose Hill (Opportunity missed! Ed) and then taking them along the North London Railway to feed people down into the City - perhaps at Dalston Junction when the ELR is opened?

I don't believe the idea is dead, either.


Snowball fight

This just in from Sim Harris over at Rail Management...

Oh, dear. Yet another yearning for the old days.

Let's not fall for the spell of a concocted British Transport Film: a lot of it was staged/recreated, you know -- it was a STORY purporting to be fact (which some of it was, of course -- the snow was real).


However, there is no doubt that steam locomotives were better at snow clearing work -- and keeping going in the snow, too. No sensitive traction motors and miscellaneous electrickery to be upset, for one thing, and better adhesion, I think, too -- which is one reason why leaves on the line were less of a problem in them good ole days as well.

Perhaps that would have been a better justification for maintaining a strategic steam reserve, rather than the usually-quoted one of nuclear attack?

UPDATE: Nigel Harris, for it is he, responds...

Snowball? - 'Snow way to react.....

Oh dear, Sim.

What a perverse interpretation of what I actually said!

Of course I wasn't yearning for the old days. Of COURSE BTF films were staged, but what was NOT staged was the spirit which said that the line must remain open, wherever possible, which SABG clearly portrayed - and which is what I actually said. And mostly, the lines DID remain open, with some determination.

The youtube clip which TFC portrayed illustrated the same point with even greater clarity.

As anyone not in point-scoring mode could see, the issue I was highlighting is that it was this SPIRIT which is too often missing today, and the example I gave was schools!

At no point did I even mention steam locomotives, let alone the utterly barmy notion of strategic reserves!

I do wish people would read what was said - and not what they think was said!

Anyway, this isn't a discussion group, so I shall get me coat, undaunted.

Topic closed. Ed


Banzai

Telegrammed by Admiral Tojo
Sushi and Sake all round at Marsham Street on Monday night is the word on the tracks, with an announcement on Tuesday morning.

But only a small initial order.

Unless the Treasury bins it again.

Friday, 6 February 2009

Free the platform 0

Interesting mutterings from our man in the 4'.

Perhaps best to avoid the Cross tomorrow.

There are whispers of a protest, timed to coincide with the arrival of a certain kettle.

Apparently the cranktocracy are fearful about NR's platform '0' plans and the lack of a bridge.

Should you see a 'shambles of gentlemen' sporting kagouls, clutching cameras, sarnies and thermost's, remember, you have been warned!

"Why do we just roll over and give in?"

The Fact Compiler has received a missive from Nigel Harris over at Rail (and stalwart of the Great Central).

Nigel writes...

Take a look at my blog today and look at the link to Snowdrift at Bleath Gill.

Where did this spirit go?

These men would have sneered in contempt (and rightly so) at the pathetic way in which four inches of snow stops us today, while they battled 40mph winds to clear 14 feet drifts.


If you'd have told these men that we would one day close thousands of schools because of what they would have regarded as a light dusting of snow, they'd have been dumbfounded. How poorly we honour their memory.

Should your organ feel inclined to point your readers my blog's way, then do feel free.....some IEP gossip there too.

Happy to do so Nigel. And Railway Eye looks forward to a link or two back...

Meanwhile this from You Tube to show how we used to do it.



View it and weep!


A question of manners

Railway Eye has received a note via Twitter.

Apparently uber-New-Labour blogger, Derek Draper, is following The Fact Compiler on Twitter!

This is both gratifying and highly embarrassing.

The Fact Compiler has changed his handset and lost his Twitter text update number.

As a consequence he hasn't posted to Twitter for yonks.

Does anyone in the blogsphere know how this social faux pas should be handled?

UPDATE: Alas - all is now clear.

Bowler tip to Iain Dale for explaining Draper's carpet bombing tactics.

We are not worthy!

***A big tip of The Fact Compiler's bowler to dyspozytor over at Behind the Water Tower for this***

Day of the dead

Telegrammed by our man at 222 Marylebone Road
The railway industry official haruspex reports that next week there will be an announcement on the Zombie/Frankenstein/Camel Train (please add Dinosaur train. Ed).

What a chance for Gordon to strike a blow against protectionism and proudly declare: 'I'm all for British jobs for Japanese workers' if it saves the world from depre...oops, recession'.

Or he could let Lord Adonis announce: 'Project Deferred until we need new trains for the GWML electrification to be announced later this year when we have put Mark Lambirth back in his cage'..

Or the Treasury could kick it into the long grass (shurely 'invest in an alternative to air travel'. Ed).


Importance of Standards

For goodness sake.

What better evidence do you need for the dysfunctional state of the industry?

As any fule kno Standards are central to the safe, economic and effcient operation of the railway.

But when it comes to rolling stock it seems that every Tom, Dick and Peter is suddenly an expert.

Take the IEP.

The Fact Compiler prefers the term Frankenstein Train, Captain Deltic favours the Zombie Train, whilst Nigel Harris plumps for the Camel Class.

Johnny come lately, Peter Fox, has now decided that the IEP should be called 'The dinosaur'.

Enough! Come on RSSB do your job!

UPDATE: A diabolical reader suggest the IEP should be known as the Class 666...


Jobs for the Choys?

Telegrammed by The RSM
Presumably the recent farago over Gordon's promise of 'British Jobs for British Workers' hasn't escaped the notice of Crossrail.

With the CLRL executive team nicknamed the 'Hong Kong mafia', one of the plans for building Crossrail is to subcontract the tunnelling to the Chinese.

One piece of good news, it wouldn't be long before London was hungry for Crossrail 2...

Talk is cheap

Does anyone actually believe this cobblers?

North may get two high speed railway links

Does Hoon really take us for idiots?

Oi Geoff! Here's a top tip.

Stop the spin and start the work.

Mystic Halcrow

Telegrammed by our man at 222 Marylebone Road
In February 1998, the Institution of Mechanical Engineers Railway Division held a conference on Rail 2020.

A paper by a consultant from Halcrow Transmark concluded:

  1. It is likely that Government can stop any subsidy payments between 2010 and 2015
  2. At the broadest level, taking the total financial viewpoint of money in and money out of the Industry, it becomes break even around the year 2005.
So where did it all go wrong?

UPDATE: A Mr Dixon writes...

It looks like Halcrow have revised their "optimism bias" in recent years.

Let's hope they're wrong on this one as well.


Heads I win, tails you loose!

Good news for those who like to be dry shafted.

This from the Yorkshire Post:

A spokesman for the Association of Train Operating Companies (Atoc) hinted yesterday that rail companies could press for the current arrangements to be altered so they are not forced to reduce fares.

No shit sherlock