Thursday, 11 June 2009

A riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

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I wonder if your readers can help me to solve a puzzle.

The Rail, Maritime and Transport Union insists its strike on London Underground is solid and that its members have all supported it.

They can't be lying, so it's either all Aslef drivers out there driving trains or, as the RMT claims, management who are exaggerating how many trains are running.

Yet services do seem to be running on the Victoria Line, where nearly everyone is an RMT member.

What can be going on?

UPDATE: This just in from Events, Dear Boy, Events...

Certainly it was delightful yesterday on the Vic, where I at 1230hr I was able to stretch out in a carriage with three other people.

I assume the rest of London was on the Northern Line where they were counting on a rival ASLEF service.

But the light blue line seemed pretty healthy from Seven Sisters (where I understand Bob was on picket duty himself according to the Standard) as far south as Victoria.


Ghostly experience.

A new era unfurls #2

Virgin West Coast PPM on Wednesday 10th June 2009

55.9%.

"A new era will unfold on the West Coast Main Line" Iain Coucher, December 2008

Wednesday, 10 June 2009

A new era unfurls #1

Good news for the freight community.

Today saw the official opening of Telford International Railfreight Terminal.

Shadow Secretary of State for Transport, Theresa Villiers, travelled from London to do the honours.

Alas.

Her train was delayed by signalling problems on the West Coast Main Line.

Perhaps surprising considering that Network Rail's rather splendid £2.4m advertising campaign was commissioned to celebrate the succesful conclusion of a £9bn upgrade.

No matter.

Iain Coucher boasted in December that "a new era will unfold on the West Coast Main Line".

Many are asking for the old one back.

For you ze football is over

As Gordon Brown prepares to meet the remaining members of England's 1966 World Cup winning squad at Downing Street today more good news from our passenger focused railway.

This from those nice people at DB owned Chiltern...

Please be aware that we will not be stopping any services at Wembley Stadium Station on 10 June, from 1200 until the end of service. We will unfortunately not be providing a service for those going to see the England game at Wembley Stadium.

The safety of both our regular passengers, and the additional travellers using our services because of the strike, is paramount, and we therefore have taken the difficult decision to withdraw services to Wembley on 10 June. Unfortunately this will also affect the evening journey of those who commute to/from Wembley Stadium station.

Typical of the Germans, bloody sore losers.

New Thameslink 4000 boss

Network Rail has announced that Jim Crawford will be new programme director of the £5.5bn Thameslink upgrade.

Mr Crawford is currently the programme director for the £3.5bn signalling, power and communications national programme.

He takes over on July 20th.

Pyramid of piffle

Naughty Boris and naughty Transport for London!

With London crippled by the RMT Underground strike TfL has been glibly assuring passengers that:

"Oyster pay as you go will be accepted on National Rail journeys in Greater London"

Not so!

TOCs are furious, accusing TfL of having a problem "aligning fact with public statement".

Or lying in old money.

UPDATE: Mayorwatch takes up the tale...

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

Gordon promises a constitutional referendum

This from the BBC...

But of course.

Once we've been allowed the previous one, what got err... cancelled.

Pray do not take the p1ss.

Trespass on the railway

This from the Messenger...

Czech immigrant, Staneslav Zalesky, 31, got on the line at Trafford Park Station on the evening of August 3, 2008, but had gone just a 100 yards when the Liverpool to Nottingham service ploughed into him at 80mph.

Stockport Coroner's Court heard the force of the impact, which occurred shortly after 10pm, fired Stanislav 100 yards up the track. He was wearing no reflective clothing, and neither of the lights on his bike were on.

And how, precisely, might this have helped?

Skimbleshanks agrees

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This from Nigel's blog over at Rail...

I’ve been a railway journalist since 1981 and that’s not how I remember it. The nationalised railway was declining fast in terms of usage and whilst privatisation has many faults it’s a fact that it is now carrying 1.1bn people a year in more than 20,000 trains a day, in trains of around 13/14 years old.

But what's this?

1952 total passenger miles 20.5 billion

1981 (Nigel arrives) total passenger miles 18.5 billion (down 10.5% on 1952)

1988/89 (Height of the last economic boom) total passenger miles 21.3 billion (up 15% on 1981)

1994/95 (Depth of subsequent recession) total passenger miles 17.8 billion

1997/98 (Gordon Brown ends Boom and bust) total passenger miles 21.5 billion

So perhaps not quite as serious a decline as some might think.

Otherwise one quite agrees with Nigel's point about linguistic aberrations.


After all, Skimbleshanks was a railway cat!

UPDATE: This just in from
Sir William Pollitt...

Mr Prufrock may be confusing apples with pears.

The railways were either declining, or they weren’t.

There’s widespread agreement that the railways were privatised with ‘continued management of decline’ in mind'.

So were the railways not declining in the 1980-1995 period?

Surely we didn’t imagine all those double turnouts turning into wretched single lead junctions, all those double track routes singled, stations like Princes Risborough, and Newton Abbot, where services both ways were concentrated on one platform, the withdrawal of Speedlink?

All that rationalisation was a success, was it?


Perhaps not.

Update: This poetic response from
Griddlebone...

I think my cousin Skimble - who is now not quite so nimble,
Would take issue with your claim of "no decline".
When his travellers were a'bed, lets remember what was said,
Of their journey down the old West Coast Main Line.

"They were fast asleep at Crewe and so they never knew
That he was walking up and down the station;
They were sleeping all the while he was busy at Carlisle.
Where he greets the Station Master with elation"

Now, can we say that today? No, more likely there's delay
As the OLE's got blown off in the wind;
Or those blessed signal circuits, have gone wonky once again; its
Time the wretched lot of them were binned.

We're 90 down at Crewe - so I hear you say "What's new?"
And we're waiting for the Thunderbird to couple..."clunk"
Yes, it's clear we're off via Settle, hope the steward's got a kettle!
I think I'll go and cat-nap in my bunk.

But wait....some things never cease - we're still going via Dumfries
And this journey, far from sleepy, is a mess.
Should I blame My Lord Adonis? or more likely Network Rail?
No, they'll just go and blame the dear old LMS.


PS - on Skimble's trains all coaches were "quiet coaches"


UPDATE: Captain Deltic wades in...

It is certainly the case that the original (old BR) management of Railtrack talked of managing decline.

But the structure of franchising, and let's be generous and assume it was intentional, meant that the only way to make money was by growing ridership.

We all know what happened when Stagecoach thought the key to success was cutting costs - and promptly found they were cutting into muscle and bone, not fat.


What was declining was the railways' share of the total travel market and it would be interesting to plot this over the last 20 years.

UPDATE: This from Nigel Harris over at Rail...

Hmm.

What an interesting discussion.

The Captain is right about Railtrack pronouncements (as if I’d dare suggest otherwise!) but I also recall Government and everyone else accepting that the graphs for rail ridership specifically were all heading downward too, hence my very general comment.

It would be good to get to the bottom of it for the fuller picture, and comparing rail’s figure compared with travel figures generally would indeed play a part.

Meanwhile back to axle counters, old signalling cabling and days of 21% punctuality......no prizes for guessing which route I’m writing about for the next issue......


UPDATE: Captain Deltic asks a question...

Great minds think alike.

I am subbing next month's column, in which a number not unadjacent to 21% also appears, and Nigel's comment has prompted the thought can we reasonably talk about 21% reliability?


Shouldn't it be 79% lateness?

Department for Transport ministerial team

The full list...

Secretary of State for Transport - Lord Adonis

Minister of State - Sadiq Khan MP (attends Cabinet when Ministerial responsibilities are on the agenda)

Parliamentary Under Secretary of State - Paul Clark MP

Parliamentary Under Secretary of State - Chris Mole MP

Let battle commence!

Govia wins South Central franchise

***Govia signed the South Central franchise agreement late last night. Announcement expected this morning.***

UPDATE: DafT press release here

Monday, 8 June 2009

Underground strike on

This from Sky News...

Thousands of members of the Rail, Maritime and Transport (RMT) union will now walk out from 7pm tomorrow until 7pm on Thursday, bringing the network to a standstill.

At least the weather forecast is good for a day at home...

Your call is important to us

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Much money has gone into the Trainline "sheep" TV advert.

Virgin Telesales has a long automatic booking process that ends with a real live Trainline call centre operative supposedly completing the transaction.

A heavily-accented voice in a far away country at 17.20 GMT today:

"I am very sorry, we have a software problem and are unable to book tickets. Please try later".

Quality!

Nationalisation definately back on the agenda

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This just issued by the RMT...


“The commitment to hold London and Continental Railways, which runs the Eurostar, in public ownership is a welcome move which RMT has campaigned strongly for.

“There is now no reason why other sections of the rail network, starting with the troubled National Express franchise on the East Coast route, can’t be returned to public ownership as part of a genuine People’s Railway,” Bob Crow said.

Bob is pushing at an open door.

With the government having received a right royal thrashing from the electorate look for some serious pandering to Labour's core constituency.

It won't be called renationalisation but there is little doubt that the East Coast Franchise will be back under state control within weeks.

UPDATE: Captain Deltic snarls:


What do you mean NXEC 'back under state control'?

DafT's micro-management of TOCs is so fierce that franchisees are paying premia for the right to do what they are told by the man in Whitehall who always knows best what passengers want.

Leave him PJ, he ain't wurff it!

Gerry Doherty of the TSSA has never been shy of jumping on a passing band wagon.

So it came as no surprise to see the following statement issued today...

The TSSA today condemned an new £2.4 million ad campaign launched by Network Rail defending its £9 billion upgrade of the West Coast mainline.

Gerry Doherty, general secretary, said "Here we have the ridiculous situation whereby Virgin Trains has had to cancel its own multi million pound TV ad campaign in Scotland because no trains are running north of Preston at weekends while Iain Coucher launches his own "you never had it so good" campaign claiming everything in the garden is rosy."

Readers interested in hearing NR and TSSA batter each over the head are invited to tune into Radio Five Live at 17:45 today.

For those of a more delicate disposition Network Rail has produced a frankly rather good promotional video about the WCML upgrade. Previously distributed with Railnews it can now be found on-line here.

Meanwhile The Fact Compiler will be tuning into the punch-up.

Spoilt for choice

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Network Rail news ticker snapped on northbound Thameslink platform at St Pancras today.


It reads: "The government is being lambasted for 'stupendous incompetence' today following a catastrophic Department of Transport project."

Which particular one have they in mind?

Germany calling #5

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The German ICEs are impressive machines, but one thing seems to have been overlooked - smoke detectors in the toilets.

Then again this was probably a wise move as the damn things would be going off every five minutes as smokers have a less than crafty fag in them.

Every ICE I've been on during the trip has stunk of cigarette smoke. The crew can hardly claim to be oblivious to the problem, but I haven't seen anyone reprimanded or even warning announcements made..

What a contrast to British railways where staff are much more proactive and smoking passengers generally more considerate.

Whilst UK passengers may be more considerate the TOCs certainly aren't. Smokers are banished to the outside of stations and not even afforded shelters. What a fine way to treat paying customers.

Barriers in conflict with disabled access code

Two disability lobby groups have now joined the Battle of the Barriers.

This from York's The Press...

Two organisations, the York Access Group and The Children’s Society, have objected to plans by National Express East Coast to install automated ticket barriers across the station concourse.

David Brown, of York Access Group, said... barriers would conflict with the draft code of practice for train and station standards for disabled people, currently being considered by the Department for Transport.

National Express claims it is 'making travel simpler' - but not, it would appear, if you are mobility impaired.

NR launches WCML ad campaign

The secret's out!

NR has launched a £2.4m advertising campaign called the ‘New West Coast main line’.

The six-week campaign consists of television and cinema advertisements along with outdoor poster and regional media advertising.



A quick look at the video may explain Virgin's recent difficulties.

It appears that some rogue has nicked the overhead wires.

UPDATE: Captain Deltic muses.

I assumed that shot was meant to show the WCML before the great men of old-BR electrified the route in 1966 and 1974.

But blowing up the image the train looks like a Voyager and I don't think they were running before electrification.


UPDATE: This just in from a chap called Pendolino Warrior...

That's a Pendo' surely. So is it dragged wrongline or photopic'd.

The clue is by the bridge, obviously NR's ad agency couldn't be bothered to air-brush out all of the catenary and stanchions...

Sunday, 7 June 2009

Sadiq Khan MP gets transport

The Eye congratulates Sadiq Khan on his appointment as Minister of State for Transport.

A bowler tip to Behind the Water Tower for this link to the Wandsworth Guardian which profiles the MP for Tooting.

With Lord Adonis sitting in the unelected Upper House it has been decided that Mr Khan will also sit in cabinet and join the Privy Council.

The Rt Hon Sadiq Khan has some experience of transport as his father Amanullah, a trained engineer who came to Britain in the 1960's, worked on the buses as a driver.

A former chairman of Liberty he has first hand experience of the democratic deficit, having been bugged talking to a gaoled constituent by counter-terrorism officers.


He has also taken a keen interest in Tube Lines' work in his constituency.

Sadiq Khan's elevation to the Privy Council and cabinet was announced via the MP's twitter feed on Saturday.

The Rt Hon Sadiq Khan's blog can be found here, although he last posted on Wednesday.

Interesting times!

UPDATE: This just in from Nicholas Hill over at XBriefing...

Earlier this year Mr Khan sought to blame recent increases in rail and underground passenger fares on ‘the Tories’.

In his March constituency newsletter Totally Tooting he stated:

"In January…an annual train or tube season ticket to Central London went up by £180... In the current economic climate, politicians should be helping people to save money. Yet the Tories are doing the opposite. They don’t seem to care."


Thanks for this Nicholas. As Khan obviously 'does care' presumably we can look to a reversal of current government policy which is designed to see the passenger pick up a greater share of the railway tab?

No, thought not!