This from Railnews...
Virgin Trains is planning to double its service between Glasgow and London after British Airways cabin crew said they would be striking over the Christmas period.
Errr... how?
Has Beardie discovered a Strategic Reserve that can run at 125mph?
Or have a crack team of Virgin engineers perfected tilt on Mk2s and 3s?
Perhaps NR plans to slap a draconian speed restriction across the entire WCML?
Eye thinks we should be told!
UPDATE: This from Chionanthus Virginicus (no relation)
Now come on FC!
Virgin say:
"...25 additional services that it plans to run on the London – Glasgow via Preston route over the Christmas and New Year holiday period ..."
Let's say 12 operational days - that's two extra trains per day - 1 Up , 1 Down?
Meanwhile the original Railnews' story has 'gone off-line'!
So who's the spinner and who's the spun?
Tuesday, 15 December 2009
Beardie discovers the Strategic Reserve - Official
So farewell Heidi Mottram!
This from the Times...
Northumbrian Water Group has hired one of the rail industry’s leading lights as its new chief executive. Heidi Mottram, managing director of Northern Rail, will join the water company... in March...
Northumbrian Water's gain, the railway's loss.
When Northern was formed it was generally held to be a basket case.
Without new trains and prevented from doing a desperately needed timetable recast little was expected of the franchise.
However Heidi won over key stakeholders, welded together her geographically vast empire and actually succeeded in growing traffic.
Eye wishes Heidi all the best and hopes she returns to the industry soon.
UPDATE: This from a Mr Geoff Brown...
Reading the rest of the Times story, I see the Finance Director is a Mr Chris Green!
Can it be long before our water pipes are painted red?
The Fat Controller brings out the SLC2 big guns!
Regular Eye readers will recollect that the proposed new timetable for the East Coast route has run into a spot of bother.
Known as SLC2 it was due to be introduced, to great fanfare, at the December 2010 timetable change.
And for this date to be achieved it needed to be set in stone, with all parties agreeing to it, by the 8th of January 2010.
All was going swimmingly until, alas, the Noble Lord himself took an interest.
For some inexplicable reason it now appears that there has been a degree of slippage.
Sources close to the Department indicate that SLC2 is now more likely to be implemented at the May 2011 timetable change rather than at the December 2010 target date.
No matter.
Even May 2011 is looking highly optimistic, judging by this letter from the 'independent' Office of Rail Regulation to Network Rail requesting a review, and if necessary amendment, of the East Coast RUS.
As any fule kno a Route Utilisation Strategy (RUS) seek(s) to balance capacity, passenger & freight demand, operational performance and cost, to address the requirements of funders and stakeholders".
As the timetable is the physical embodiment of the balance achieved by the RUS, presumably the former must follow the latter?
So is anyone now brave enough to suggest when SLC2 might actually be implemented?
UPDATE: This from a Mr Pat Bell...
Mr. Lee wants an answer by 8 January 1010?
Railways won't have been invented for another 815 years.
You have to applaud ORR for being ahead of the curve!
UPDATE: This, surprisingly, from the late Sir Arthur Bryant...
But if the railways had been invented King Harold could have taken his army on the LNER to Stamford Bridge, duffed up Harald Hardrada, then returned (taking refreshments on route) and caught the Southern electric to Hastings, arriving in good time to repulse William the Bastard as he tried to land.
RT: BBC Caves in to Carter Ruck Threats Over Trafigura Film
Reposted from Ian Dale's blog...
Carter-Ruck have succeeded in persuading the BBC to remove all reference to the Trafigura story from its website, according to the New Statesman. They really don't learn do they - Carter Ruck or the BBC. You cannot suppress things like this in the modern media age. If one organisation caves in, there will the dozens more only to willing to step up to the plate.
So do enjoy this Newsnight film, which I really wouldn't bother to have posted had the BBC caved in.
Could I encourage every single UK blogger to embed this video in their blogs too?
Footnote: For the history of this sage click HERE.
Done - ta.
Spot the difference - BRB(R) land disposal
Using your skill and judgement can you spot the difference between the following two events which occurred today:
1. Railway land for possible station pulled from auction
2. Railway land with station car park sold for £360k
Evidently a station on the never never is more important to rail users than a overspill car park in the here and now.
What a perfect example of the government's transport policy - announce endless new schemes for the future but ignore the problems of today.
Eye salutes all involved.
Adonis comes clean on 'Autumn' Rolling Stock Plan
This from Lord Adonis yesterday...
In July I undertook to review the Department’s rolling stock plan in the light of the electrification announcements and other developments. The Government remains committed to providing an additional 1300 carriages by mid-2014.
Until commercial negotiations on the Thameslink programme are completed, I am not in a position to update the rolling stock plan, which is critically dependent on the determination of the Thameslink rolling stock contract.
No shit Sherlock (see Eye passim)
UPDATE: This from a Mr Chips with Everything...
The ex Thameslink Class 319 units appear to be the answer to all Lord Adonis’ prayers.
According to various sources, following:
- “thorough refurbishment, including the installation of air conditioning”;
- electrification of various lines; and
- completion of the new Thameslink fleet,
- to operate all suburban services between Oxford, Newbury, Reading and London;
- to replace Class 323 EMUs, which would be transferred to the West Midlands;
- to operate regional services on the Liverpool & Manchester (Chat Moss, Bolton and Wigan); and
- to enable sufficient cascades from above, to bring about the replacement of all the Pacers.
And that's before you’ve even touched the other 38 Class 142 and Class 143 units on ATW and FGW.
No way Jose!
And if they're so good why not leave them on Thameslink?
Is this another case of favouring the South East with new rolling stock whilst the rest of the country has to put up with cast offs?
Lost and found #2
This just in from the Archdeacon...
This is what happens when the engine mountings of your (German built) DMU fail when travelling at speed:
How unlike the home life of our own dear Pacers.
Monday, 14 December 2009
Eye welcomes Pierre Attendu
Bombardier UK customers might find the below of interest.Always worth knowing who is on the up.
UPDATE: This from Anagrammaticus...
Pierre Attendu = Train et Perdue !
So if he loses Thameslink, will he be on the "Down Fast" ?
Gordon Brown breaks Javelin embargo
Oh dear.
It looks like the PM is off message.
This from the Number 10 website:
Gordon Brown called the Javelin train’s first weekday journey, “a momentous day in the long and glorious history of British railways” during the official launch of the UK’s first domestic high-speed rail service at St Pancras International station this morning.
Putting aside the interesting quote about the 'glorious history of British railways' hasn't the dear leader committed a faux pas by referring to South Eastern's high speed train as a 'Javelin'?
This name, we are constantly reminded, cannot be used before the London 2012 Olympics (copyright ODA).
Can it be long before threatening letters are sent to Downing Street?
UPDATE: This from Lobby Fodder...
I'm amazed at Brown's bare faced cheek!
Take this quote from the same release:
“I know some people who think this is not the time to be investing in infrastructure but I believe it is essential to do so and we will be investing £20 billion in our rail infrastructure in the next few years.”
Talk about making spending commitments with someone else's budget.
I suspect the "we" he is referring to will be in opposition within six months and therefore not in a position to invest in anything.
Apart from cleaners and painting summer houses obviously...
Bloke with 'tash is to be new EU transport commissar
Good news from the European Union!
A bloke with a 'tash has been nominated for the role of Transport Commissar in Manuel Barroso's new European Commission.
Bloke with Tash comes from Estonia and lists the following amongst his achievements:
- 1972-1990: Member of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
- 1991-1995 and 1999-2004: President of the Estonian Cyclists Union
- 2002: Elected among "100 Great Estonians of the 20th Century"
- 2003: Order of the National Coat of Arms 2nd class
- 2009: Order of the Hair Dryer 3rd Class (is this one right? Ed)
Aside from being a former president of the Estonian Cyclists Union the BWT has no previous experience of Transport.
Eye salutes this triumph for demoracy and 'tash wearing.
UPDATE: This just in from Lu Ki Liki...
May I submit the following for the delectation and delight of Eye's readers?

UPDATE: An anonymous source volunteers....
Surely Eurotash's British relative is spin doctor Steve Fleming of "The Thick Of It" fame.

He makes an appearance from just after 3.20 on this clip.
Not in front of the kids... & volume off in the office.
Peace breaks out between NatEx and DafT
Happy news for beleaguered National Express share holders.
Today there will be a veritable love in between the doomed company and the Department:
Good to see Moley out and about on the network, but a shame the Noble Lord couldn't make it.
Perhaps a late and unexpected diary conflict?
UPDATE: This from the Master...
Sadly 'twas not to be.
Someone at DfT must have 'contacts' as a cable theft at Chelmsford caused the event to be cancelled.
UPDATE: This from Steve Strong...
Adonis couldn't do it because he was at a meeting with Hitachi "discussing IEP".
To suffer one ministerial cancellation may be regarded as a misfortune...
DafT invests in flower power
Telegrammed by Patience Strong
More profligacy from the men at the ministry...
Written Answers — Transport: Departmental Plants (10 Dec 2009)
Grant Shapps (Shadow Minister (Housing), Communities and Local Government; Welwyn Hatfield, Conservative)
To ask the Minister of State, Department for Transport how much has been spent by his Department on (a) cut flowers and (b) pot plants in each of the last three years.
Chris Mole (Parliamentary Under-Secretary, Department for Transport; Ipswich, Labour)
The information is not held in the format requested and could be provided only at disproportionate cost. However, the Department for Transport spent £87,401 on pot plants and £3,419 on cut flowers in 2008-09. This excludes spend incurred at the Vehicle and Operator Services Agency as the information requested can be provided only at disproportionate cost.
No doubt that includes the cost of flying in chrysanthemums for IEP meetings.
Friday, 11 December 2009
How the media works...
From...
Bitterwallet
to
Railway Eye
to
Her Majesty's Daily Telegraph
to
The Drudge Report
'Nuff said!
Thursday, 10 December 2009
LU leads way in motivating staff to communicate
This from bitterwallet with a bowler tip to Is 1A03 out of Chester yet, Bert
The platform announcer at Farringdon refused to stop talking for nearly half an hour, giving a blow-by-blow account of what was occurring.
Follow the link to hear it in all its glory.
The guy's a natural - who needs The X Factor?
UPDATE: This from A Despairing Member of Staff...
I note your post on the quality of LUL Passenger annoucements; is there any chance of SWT using this gentlemen on their services in the future because I for one have had enough of Digital Doris telling me to "please take my personal belongings with me when I leave the train."
What other belongings would she like me to remove? Public belongings, perhaps? Does she honestly believe that I boarded the train carrying a bench I stole from the park? Or perhaps she means that I may leave the train with belongings which in actual fact belong to persons other than myself?
Please could someone have a word with Lord Carrier-bag of Double-Decker; call it a Christmas request from his chums at the sharp end.
Darling announces 200 earlier vehicles - again!
Telegrammed by our man at 222 Marylebone Road
Exciting news from the Chancellor's Pre Budget Report...
Introducing a green stimulus – ensuring part of the fiscal stimulus supports low-carbon growth and jobs by accelerating £535 million of capital spending on energy efficiency, rail transport, and adaptation measures. 76,000 low income households will benefit earlier from better heating and energy efficiency, up to 200 new rail carriages will be delivered earlier and 27,000 homes will benefit sooner from flood defences (cont. p94)
Earlier than what?
And could those 200 carriages refer to to the 202 DMU vehicles announced in similar terms in last year's Pre-Budget Report and subsequently abandoned.
We'd ask DfT if we thought the press office would understand the question.
We'd ask Stephen Hammond to raise it in Parliament, if we thought he would understand the question.
But as we suspect it's a cut and paste job from last year's Pre-Budget Report we'll do nothing but bury our head deep in our hands and weep.
After all does anyone believe a word that the 2009 Pre-Budget Report contains?
UPDATE: This, amazingly, from Hammond's 5th Surgeon...
Has 222 been on the Christmas gin?
The reason why the reference to 200 new vehicles looks like a cut'n'paste from the 2008 PBR is because it is from the 2008 PBR!
Not even this Chancellor would be craven enough to try and get away with the same nonsense twice... surely?
Lord Adonis flogs off Kings Lynn station car park
Not many outside the industry know that the British Railways Board still exists, albeit in a residuary capacity.
Known, surprisingly enough, as British Railways Board (Residuary), it is the repository for much of the former nationalised industry's liabilities, in particular claims relating to industrial disease - asbestosis, emphysema and other unpleasantness suffered as a consequence of working on the railway.
It is also tasked with the management and disposal of the industry's remaining land and buildings, which are surplus to the needs of the operational railway.
In most cases this relates to disused tunnels, bridges and viaducts, old track formations, abandoned goods yards and the like - which today's railway has no interest in.
Where possible BRB(R) tries to sell these disused assets off - raising a couple of bob in the process for HMG and getting shot of the liability at the same time.
The BRB(R) is chaired by Doug Sutherland, the former SRA's finance director, and he reports directly to the Secretary of State.
So far so good.
And mostly the BRB(R) does indeed do a pretty good job.
But there are exceptions.
Take the overspill car park at Kings Lynn for example.
Almost four years ago a 96-space overspill car park was built on a plot of land owned by BRB(R).
The BRB(R) has now decided to sell that land, complete with overspill car park, and it has been entered into a Residential Auction to be held by Allsops next Tuesday the 15th December (Lot 83)
The sale could raise as much as £400,000 for the Treasury, which in these fiscally challenging times is not be sniffed at.
After all the BRB(R) is merely fulfilling its remit.
However, according to the BRB(R)'s website:
Land is only disposed of when it has been agreed with the Department for Transport that there is no need for it to be retained for future railway purposes.
Surely a well used overspill car park serving a busy station like Kings Lynn is very much a railway purpose and it ought to be retained for use today, let alone in the future?
Therefore, it is unimaginable that the Department for Transport (prop. Lord Adonis) could have sanctioned the sale of the land to a developer who will not have the interest of rail passengers in mind.
So Eye wonders whether the Noble Lord is paying lip-service to modal shift or whether he continues to be badly advised?
The buck stops with you My Lord - what will you do?
UPDATE: This from the saintly Driver Joseph Locke...
After reading your item on the Kings Lynn car park, I turned to the alliteratively titled section 6.46 ("Prioritising projects and programmes") of the Pre-Budget Report.
The section where it promises to save £170 million by (among other things) increasing the capacity of station car parks.
I wonder if the BRB(Residuary) has read it yet?
UPDATE: This from Charles Yerkes...
Forget whether BRB(R) has read it.
Has the Department for Transport, they approve land sales.
Lord Berkeley bigs up Hammond at RFG lunch
Is ace railfreight lobbyist and Labour peer, Lord Berkeley, mellowing with age?
Despite harbouring republican sympathies Lord B had secured the services of Her Majesty's very own Scots Guards to lead revellers in a medley of Carols at yesterday's Rail Freight Group Christmas Lunch.
The canny political operator had also invited shadow Rail Minister Stephen Hammond MP to address members before luncheon.
There was a collective choking on bread rolls when Lord B confidently predicted that Hammond "would make a very good Secretary of State"!
Of course the wily old fox was clever enough to add... "or opposition spokesman".
UPDATE: This from Steve Strong...
Hammond may not have endeared himself to any railway hacks present.
He told a joke about five surgeons discussing who in the industry was easiest under the knife.
The punch line had the last saw-bones saying he preferred operating on railway hacks; as they had neither heart nor backbone and their lips and ar$eholes were interchangeable...
UPDATE: This from the Lobby Correspondent...
Could this be the same Stephen Hammond who was observed entertaining one Roger Ford in the the cafe area of Portcullis House earlier this year, in what was clearly an unsuccessful attempt by the good Captain to explain the break down of the 1300 (sic) vehicles in the HLOS?
I think we should be told!
UPDATE: This from NR's Internet Rapid Rebuttal Unit...
'Bigs up'?
Tfc will be 'repping his endz', next.
UPDATE: This from 5741 Duck...
You say that Lord Berkeley is a "cany political operator".
Is that because they frown on whips in the House of Lords?
Thank you 5741. Noted and corrected!
Eye suggests how to improve value from the railway
Exciting news from the Department for Transport!
DafT is undertaking a study into: Improving value for money from the railway.
According to the department's website blurb the study will:
...examine the overall cost structure of all elements of the railway sector and to identify options for improving value for money to passengers and the taxpayer while continuing to expand capacity as necessary and drive up passenger satisfaction.
Eye suggests that the Department starts this study by examining its own role in recent doomed or about-to-be-doomed rolling stock procurement exercises, where millions have been wasted with nothing to show for it (eg IEP, the cancelled DMU project, the pointless and very expensive Coco inquiry into Roscos, etc... ).
There's a good £50m of waste identified before we even begin to look at the debacle of franchising.
Sadly turkeys don't vote for Christmas so expect the usual Whitehall whitewash.
UPDATE: This from Ithuriel...
By far the best way to improve value for money on the railways would be to bring back Tom Winsor as the Waste-Finder General.
First for quality branding
Telegrammed by our Independent Expert
First no drivers - now no paint...
This quality offering seen at Agincourt International on Tuesday.