Monday 9 September 2013

Strategy Leader or Master of Gibberish?

Good news for fans of plain English...

This gibberish from TSLG or FuTRO (nope, Eye neither)...

You're invited to FuTRO Monitor Jam (18th Sep 2013)



Come and make the future railway a reality. 

Following the successful launch of FuTRO, the TSLG has set the foundations for an ambitious open innovation programme. We are convening two Jam workshops for stakeholders in the rail industry and a diverse group of innovators to kick-start collaborations.

This first Jam will address The Universal Data Challenge - controlling the railway in a more joined-up and efficient manner by using multiple data sources in real time. 


Cont p94...

Presumably this drivel was written by someone for whom English is a second language? 

UPDATE: This from Fireman Sam...

Points for anyone who can identify a Jam (?) session.

Is that like the 07:18 from Winchester?


UPDATE: This from Pauline...

 
Sounds like they're all going to be making jam?


Perhaps as part of an innovative scheme to bring back on-board tea and scones?