Showing posts with label Glenda Flagg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Glenda Flagg. Show all posts

Thursday, 1 July 2010

Phwoar - What a stunner!!!

This from Glenda Flagg...

Hats off to Rail Professional - it knows how to get the fellas pulses a racing.


Sticking Rail Barbie on the cover, a winking and a pouting through her long blond tresses with that come hither look.


Hither or thither, Glenda doesn't care!

Rail Barbie is welcome to ride our train anytime!! (shurely run our failing franchises anytime? Ed)

Move over Mr Coucher man, there's only one candidate for the Network Rail top job and it ain't Ice Lady Vickie!!! Geddit!?!!? (You're fired. Ed)

UPDATE: This from Fiscal Rectitude...

I note from the list of quangocrat salaries published today that Elaine Holt is paid between £180k and £184.999 a year to chair Directly Operated Railways.

As DOR only runs the East Coast franchise (which has its own MD) I am struggling to see what Rail Barbie actually does to earn this not inconsiderable sum.


Which ever way you look at it the East Coast/DOR management structure seems remarkably top heavy.

Do we really have to wait for the McNulty review before making the obvious saving?

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Introducing Eye's exciting new columnist...

...Glenda Flagg.

Hats off to dishy Lord Adonis!!?!! He's the Transport secretary that sent National Express a-slithering and a-wriggling off the East Coast!?! Often seen out and about on the railway while he sends his junior man on the buses!?!! Who cares he's promised more new railways with less money than George Hudson!!!???!! With vision like that you can electrify Glenda's line anytime m' Lord!!!?! Geddit!

Lord Adonis!!!?!! Who does he think he is, this back room boffin from Number 10!?!! Who put a nerdy trainspotter in charge of transport when the roads needed a-gritting!???!! Poor old Glenda was a-slipping and a-sliding and it wasn't with delight!!?!! Geddit! What does boffin boy know about real transport, busy drawing pretty lines on the map whilst FuCC goes to hell!!!???!!! And as for a Rolling Stock Plan, I wouldn't trust you to colour code the knickers in my undies drawer, sweetie!!!?!!!

You're fired. Ed