Tuesday, 3 March 2009

180! But how many times?

Whilst WSMR is reducing services Grand Central is leasing more rolling stock!

A release reaches Eye from their spin-meister claiming they have signed a lease with Angel for two class 180s (no unit numbers given).

Oh, and it included a pretty photo-shopped picture...



So exactly how many 180s are there out there - as everyone (Hull, Northern, NXEC and now GC) claims to have them!

Robber Beardie raids Carlisle (again)

Beardie Rail is building on its unenviable reputation for shafting the good citizens of Carlisle.

Having been caught out last week for offering non-existent fares to Europe the greedy operator has now decided that passengers won't be able to buy cheap tickets from the station!

This from the News and Star...

The booking office at Carlisle railway station will be closed until Thursday of next week, leaving passengers unable to buy cheap ‘Advance’ tickets.

Virgin Trains spokesman Ken Gibbs said: “It’s not an ideal situation but we have publicised it and there really is no alternative.”

Not ideal - it's scandalous!

Where is Passenger Focus when you need it?

UPDATE: Passenger Focus understood to be feeling Beardie's collar...


LU confirms COO

***Howard Collins confirmed in post as London Underground Chief Operating Officer***

UPDATE: Boris Watch was unclear what this meant - so The Fact Compiler has posted a clarification...

And then there were three...

Shock news from Wrexham & Shropshire!

This from the BBC...

A train company running a direct link between Wrexham and London is cutting the number of week day services from five to three.

Less than a year after its service was launched, Wrexham and Shropshire blamed the recession and said the decision reflected customer travel patterns.

DB Schenker must be feeling the chill wind of recession...

UPDATE: An 'Anonymous' reader advises....

Reinvent immediately as 'Ryanair of the Rails'.

Slash fares, axe fripperies!

Charge for use of the lavatory? Ed

Yes, charge for toilets, suitcases and pets! Anon




Monday, 2 March 2009

Fuzzy pop

Let's raise a glass to the brave Boys in Blue!

This from the Daily Mail...

"Police chiefs were condemned last night after a £200,000 investigation was launched into two officers who shared five bottles of Vimto they found by a railway line."

The Eye commends their bravery...

Having seen what people put in bottles and then discard about the railway.



Roscos in from the cold!

The Fact Compiler noticed that the red carpet had been rolled out at Marsham Street today.

Surely nothing to do with the visit of three shadowy figures who were seen entering DfT Towers but moments later.

Once the coats, hats and false beards had been removed who did we spy but the three Rosco MDs - taking tea as honoured guests of My Lord Adonis & Secretary of State Geoff Hoon!

Eye presumes that this has nothing do with funding the IEP... or Thameslink fleet... or London Midland vehicles... or Tramtrains...

More likely a Best Practice Club!

After all, raising capital for new trains is a doddle - isn't it?

MacCranks embrace ITSO

Exciting news from Scottish heritage railways

Transport Scotland is planning to introduce an integrated ticketing system based on smart card technology.

Quick off the mark, the Heritage Railway Association's Scottish Committee is lobbying hard to be part of the scheme from day one.

Alas, south of the border, the luddites still rule.

Despite a trial with Season Ticket holders on the Windsor-Staines route, SWT "is still in discussion with the Department for Transport to finalise timescales for (Oyster) rollout to other lines on the network".

A mere five and a half years after the cards were first introduced.

Awaiting the call

Telegrammed by our Independent Expert
'Weak and ineffective'.


That's how the report by Price Waterhouse Coopers, leaked to the Gruaniad this morning, describes the non-executive board members of Network Rail.

Perhaps time, therefore, that NR reappraised the selection process for its Public Members, and ended the process of repudiating applications from knowledgeable Railway Eyers, such as the Independent Expert and Captain Deltic.


If called upon we're happy to serve...

UPDATE: This from the Pink 'Un today (Tuesday 3rd March)...

Decision-making could be more effective if the number of members were reduced to about 30, if some were paid to improve attendance and if more secretarial and analytical support were provided, to help members to follow the company’s performance in more detail.

Well if there's cash in it we're even more interested!



Non-runner

Looks like Arriva Cross Country has given up trying to appeal to female passengers.

The lame franchise has signed up the face of Channel 4 Racing, and super-misogynist, John McCririck to front a campaign for rail travel to Cheltenham Races.


McCririck earned the ire of the sisterhood by accusing Germaine Greer of "encouraging women to be above themselves".

He also managed to get himself thrown off Alan Titchmarsh's TV show for describing fellow guest Ingrid Tarrant as a "ghastly woman", whose estranged husband Chris cheated on her because she was no good in bed.

Mind you it's good news for McCririck, whose appearences on Channel 4 last year were reduced by 25% at the behest of TV bosses.

In the immortal words of McCririck: "Toerags behave yourself".

Sunday, 1 March 2009

Boiled plums

Relaxing aboard an SWT service from the coast The Fact Compiler thought he'd chance an at seat coffee, served from the trolley.

Having removed the lid, and taken a sip, your correspondent's hawk like eyes chanced upon a tiny message typed along the seam.

Deftly turning the cannister to get a better view...


What genius decided this fatuous warning should be positioned here?

Saturday, 28 February 2009

Fraser the Eagle

Good news for fans of Rail Replacement Bus Services

This from the Daily Post...

Things went from bad to worse for Fraser Eagle yesterday as Virgin and Arriva cut ties with them and searched for alternative options for passengers stuck between Holyhead and Llandudno Junction, where improvement works are being carried out.

The Lancashire company is experiencing financial difficulties and has made redundancies in past weeks.

Fraser Eagle, it will be remembered, once had grand plans to move into railway operations.

Mind you, financial difficulties and redundancies hasn't stopped others bidding for franchises.


Sunday travel

This from mhmediaonline

Adolf attempts to take his bicycle on a train... on a Sunday!

Genius

Penny wise, pound rich

Bowler tip to Driver Potter for this...

Where the air world leads can the railways fail to follow?

Ryanair is musing over whether to charge passengers for making use of on-board facilities.

How long before cash strapped TOCs follow suit?


Virgin fares farce

Beardie Rail has been caught out offering non-existent fares.

This from the News and Star...

"Virgin Trains is advertising return tickets from Cumbria to Paris and Brussels for £87 – but has now admitted the fare is impossible to obtain."

Here's to fares supremo Graeme Leech being hauled up in front of the Advertising Standards Authority!


Friday, 27 February 2009

Bowker sets out his stall

***This from former Rail hack Will Green, now The Journal's Political Editor***

Perhaps Platinum Trains had a point?



Bowkerballs 2

By his own words shall you judge him!

This from the Daily Telegraph, 15th August 2007...

"We have had a very simple bidding philosophy,'' said Mr Bowker. ''We will not bid at levels we think are unsustainable or undeliverable - there's no point in being a hero for a day and a villain forever more afterwards."

A villain forever more.

Bowkerballs

Richard Bowker’s performance on the BBC’s working lunch programme may have caused one or two viewers a severe bout of indigestion.

The Silver Surfer argued that National Express East Coast should no longer be liable for the £1.4bn it has promised to pay the treasury, as the deal was signed in "a different economic climate" .

Good effort Rich!

Thanks for explaining this new 'Bowker's Law'.

Where else could it apply...

Suffering negative equity?

Just call your mortgage lender, mention you signed the deal "in a different economic climate" and demand a similar relaxing of repayment terms!

Bound to work - just say Rich sent you!


What an ugly baby!

Extra-ordinary news from the cranktocracy.

The Eye is advised that a Baby Deltic is to be reborn!


The donor vehicle is 37272 and work has already started today at top secret Derbyshire research centre, Llih Worrab!

A spokesman for the project said "first lump gas axed into the pit this morning".

Some conception - some baby!

UPDATE: An excited Captain Deltic asks...

...will the next project be to re-engine a Deltic with a class 50 engine to recreate DP2?


UPDATE: This harsh response from a Rail Professional columnist...

I think it's great if someone is going to recreate a baby Deltic.

Since they were withdrawn after barely a decade's service, it can be a permanent reminder to everyone of everything that was worst about British Rail.

Perhaps a Rosco could pay for its refurbishment as a permanent reminder of the follies of public sector specification?

No point - the IEP is doing the job already.




Thursday, 26 February 2009

Adonis ruled "out of order"

Lord Adonis received a dressing down from the Transport Select Committee yesterday for having leaked his evidence beforehand.

"There's extreme concern in the committee that today there was extensive coverage in the media of what it's alleged you are going to say," Louise Ellman said.

"This is really out of order".

He claimed he thought that, since he was merely restating government policy, it wouldn't be a problem.

He's frankly lucky Gwynneth Dunwoody is no longer around to rip him limb from limb.

UPDATE: Meanwhile Nigel Harris excoriates the TSC for piss-poor performance...


Wednesday, 25 February 2009

Listening government

Where Railway Eye goes, ministers are sure to follow.

Within hours of our Independent Expert posting that rail fares need to fall because of deflation, what happens?

Ministers let it be known that "rail fares will be allowed to fall in line with deflation".

In the land of the one-eyed the blogger is king!