Friday 2 January 2009

Ministry of truth 2

Telegrammed by our man at 222 Marylebone Road
ATOC's mea culpa also sought to assuage the righteous wrath of its hard pressed passengers by referring to 2008 investment in:

"More frequent on major routes and improved facilities from free broadband to extra commuter parking".

Since this non sequitur appeared in both the original and corrected versions of the press release, we can only assume that 'frequent' has become a noun.

Suggestions for dictionary definitions welcomed.

UPDATE: A reader offers the following as a definition of "frequent" = delays