Thursday 8 October 2009

Tube Lines threatens gardens - shocker

The Eye has been inundated by furious emails from Railway Garden fans following a shock Tube Lines announcement.

According to a press release issued today:

Tube Lines has become the first railway company in the UK to eradicate Japanese Knotweed (fallopia japonica spp), thanks to a pioneering weed killer.

Fortunately Network Rail can be trusted to keep the Railway Garden Competition in business for quite a few years yet...